A person who believes Al Gore is the greatestscientific mind to have ever walked the earth and goes to outrageously stupid lengths to make themselves out to be "green", "eco-friendly" or "organic", etc. Also known as "Greentards" or "Ecotards"
Man, I set up a tent at the G8 protest and made a killing off of these Goretards by selling them bottled tap water I labeled as 100% organic and carbon-free. Dipshits!
"No, I don't want togo to Wal-Mart, Phillip. Those greetards always try to put a sticker on my bottled water, so they can feel safer that I didn't shoplift it. Sometimes the greetards even check my receipt when I'm leaving. I don't like being treated like a criminal. Let's go to K-Mart or Target instead."