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someone who is a retard and makes outrageous claims like Al Gore
"I invented the internet", said Matt. "Don't be a Goretard", retorts Christian.
Goretard by XavierFigueroa February 13, 2010
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A person who believes Al Gore is the greatest scientific mind to have ever walked the earth and goes to outrageously stupid lengths to make themselves out to be "green", "eco-friendly" or "organic", etc. Also known as "Greentards" or "Ecotards"
Man, I set up a tent at the G8 protest and made a killing off of these Goretards by selling them bottled tap water I labeled as 100% organic and carbon-free. Dipshits!
Goretard by Spunkelunker July 30, 2010
A word relating to Gerard Way, the lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance.

1) Can be used to insult Gerard
2) Can be used to describe someone overly obsessed with Gerard.
1) Ugh, i hate that person that just referred to my hero as Geetard.
2) I'm such a Geetard
geetard by EAG January 15, 2007

greetard 

"No, I don't want to go to Wal-Mart, Phillip. Those greetards always try to put a sticker on my bottled water, so they can feel safer that I didn't shoplift it. Sometimes the greetards even check my receipt when I'm leaving. I don't like being treated like a criminal. Let's go to K-Mart or Target instead."
greetard by shankus November 30, 2004

Genretarded

Not knowing the true genre of a band
Me: "Who's your favorite hard rock band? "
Them: "Probably Nickelback"
Me: "You're genretarded"
Genretarded by Km89 June 16, 2015
A negative term for Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance.

Gerard+Retard=Geetard
dumb kid: "I can't believe you like My Chemical Romance. Geetard sucks. Seriously, what a poser."
me: "noob."
geetard by homsar42@hotmail.com December 7, 2006