geretard 

someone who is a complete and utter toolbag, and trys to act funny and dumb but really is dumb. he thinks he knows everything, but he's just retarded

i cant believe he really thought the sun and moon were the same thing

yeah hes such a geretard

geretard by mclaxer09 November 19, 2010

Goretard

someone who is a retard and makes outrageous claims like Al Gore

"I invented the internet", said Matt. "Don't be a Goretard", retorts Christian.

Goretard by XavierFigueroa February 13, 2010

Goretard

A person who believes Al Gore is the greatest scientific mind to have ever walked the earth and goes to outrageously stupid lengths to make themselves out to be "green", "eco-friendly" or "organic", etc. Also known as "Greentards" or "Ecotards"

Man, I set up a tent at the G8 protest and made a killing off of these Goretards by selling them bottled tap water I labeled as 100% organic and carbon-free. Dipshits!

Goretard by Spunkelunker July 30, 2010

geetard 

A word relating to Gerard Way, the lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance.

1) Can be used to insult Gerard
2) Can be used to describe someone overly obsessed with Gerard.

1) Ugh, i hate that person that just referred to my hero as Geetard.
2) I'm such a Geetard

geetard by EAG January 15, 2007

greetard 

noun: Wal-Mart "greeter"

"No, I don't want to go to Wal-Mart, Phillip. Those greetards always try to put a sticker on my bottled water, so they can feel safer that I didn't shoplift it. Sometimes the greetards even check my receipt when I'm leaving. I don't like being treated like a criminal. Let's go to K-Mart or Target instead."

greetard by shankus November 30, 2004

Genretarded

Not knowing the true genre of a band

Me: "Who's your favorite hard rock band? "
Them: "Probably Nickelback"
Me: "You're genretarded"

Genretarded by Km89 June 16, 2015

geetard 

A negative term for Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance.

Gerard+Retard=Geetard

dumb kid: "I can't believe you like My Chemical Romance. Geetard sucks. Seriously, what a poser."
me: "noob."

geetard by [e-mail] December 7, 2006