Geert

a very good friend, also known as chum

One you'll do everything for

he had a ~ for which he was prepared to kill

by Maatje March 28, 2005

Geert

Some autistic guy who bullies teachers and eats bath salts. He has a huge forehead and tries to attack people with it.

Allen: Oh crap, it's Geert!

Adrien: Run, he's going to screw us!

by PullUpBoy December 4, 2019

Geert

You cannot use it as a word, instead it's something one does.
It's when someone reads your question and doesn't respond after reading said question.

Person1: "he pulled a geert."
Person2: "damn, thats so annoying when that happens"

by ganggangniggman October 13, 2019

Geert

cock and ball torture

he said we arent funny bcz hes geert

by VirginJuiceIsGreat October 18, 2020

Geert

a fat obese blond bitch that failed in life

person: hey Geert what are you doing
Geert: trying to reach my ass

by smertieboi 2.0 February 21, 2019

Geert

Strong/Brave with a spear

Hi Geert, How are you doing?

by Smiley faas August 8, 2017

Geert

Some autistic guy who bullies teachers and eats bath salts. He has a huge forehead and tries to attack people with it.

Allen: Oh crap, it's Geert!

Adrien: Run, he's going to screw us!

by PullUpBoy December 4, 2019