Any urban apple farmer, with an underlying crush on his sister. Believes strongly in Scientology

Resembles an angry bear with his addiction to sugar and honey. Loves to eat dutchie donuts for dinner.
Girl - You bagged yourself a GEERTS?!?
Other girl - Yeah, he was peeing sugar
by MWlookalike April 11, 2011
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a very good friend, also known as chum

One you'll do everything for
he had a ~ for which he was prepared to kill
by Maatje March 28, 2005
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Some autistic guy who bullies teachers and eats bath salts. He has a huge forehead and tries to attack people with it.
Allen: Oh crap, it's Geert!

Adrien: Run, he's going to screw us!
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You cannot use it as a word, instead it's something one does.
It's when someone reads your question and doesn't respond after reading said question.
Person1: "he pulled a geert."
Person2: "damn, thats so annoying when that happens"
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a fat obese blond bitch that failed in life
person: hey Geert what are you doing
Geert: trying to reach my ass
by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019
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'more or less marocan?' ~geert wilders
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