Geraint is one sexy son of a bitch that is oftenly mistaken for the second-coming of Jesus. Though the Greek roots of Geraint is 'Geron' (meaning old), Geraint
will always look half his age.
Legend has it that Geraint can make any girl
weak at the knees with a simple smile. Some say he has three legs. Others say he has an insanely large cock.
"Dude, is that Jesus levitating?!"
"Nah,
bro. That ain't Jayman. That's some
guy with a third leg."
"That's no leg, man... That
guy must be a Geraint."