Gerbner

A person involved in a sexy relationship with a driver. V. Gerbnerating. Also a bumbling moron.

Your Gerbnerating your driver.

by Stevecocksi October 5, 2009

Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.

Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.

by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011

Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.

Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.

by willvery March 3, 2017

Gerber Sauce

Can either be sperm or vaginal secretion.

Boy 1: So what happened with you and girl?
Boy 2: Babygirl went down and came up with "Gerber Sauce" all in her mouth.

by A.O.S. September 3, 2007

Gerber Slurper

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.

That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.

by Big booty G November 8, 2020

Gerber Squirtin'

A term used to describe the act of a prepubescent boy masturbating.

Synonyms: baby jerkin'
Antonyms: prune juicin'

Mom: "Jeremy, why did you bring your laptop into the bathroom?"

Uncle Timmy: "That little bastard was gerber squirtin'!"

by ajaykoz93 June 14, 2010

gerbert shang

An English Cult founded by Joe Bouelam who are made to worship the sweet lemon sherberts, which they renamed Gerbert's.

The members get in trouble on a daily basis for fun.

The lower-ranking members named Gerbert Guppy's such as Stirling are abused and attacked by the others doggy piling on top of them but some members choose to be attacked such as Jamie who can withstand over 300 kilograms on top of him.

To become a member you have to withstand a test of balls where you have to do something to get in trouble whether you get caught or not.
Gerbert Shang host a lot of games such as hide and seek, manhunt and beating each other up.

Joe: we have gathered today in support of Gerbert's everyone you may now eat your Gerbert
All Gerbert Shang members: GERBERT SHANG! X3

by way2cool4usmeglets November 27, 2019