Geouch 

noun. Gee-owch

Any rock that sneaks its way into your shoe or boot. A rock that you discover right under your sleeping bag while you’re camping .

I need to get the geouch out of my boot.

I have a geouch under my sleeping bag.

Geouch by Rakis June 15, 2023

groucho marx 

A very funny vaudeville, film, and television star.

What's the secret word groucho marx?

groucho marx by Adrianna823432740928 May 2, 2006

Grouchy Rabbit 

The best website ever. You can get information on the following: tips for success, realized, fact, definitions, to do lists, and signs that thigns aren't going so well. A bit of sarcasm, a little truth, and a lot of humor. www.grouchyrabbit.com

Grouchy Rabbit includes these everyday bits and pieces of knowledge:

Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.

Fact: Nudists are never attractive

Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.

To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.

Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.

Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)

Grouchy Rabbit by historybuffdude April 4, 2011

Gouched 

- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.

"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".

Gouched by gezzzza December 14, 2010

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

Gouche Gobbler by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010

Green Grouch 

the act of pouring a can of garbage on someone whilst receiving a Blow job

My girl let me green grouch her last night with a huge can of garbage.

Green Grouch by urbandictionarion August 19, 2009

gouching

Sedation / Drowsiness
Under the
influence of Heroin (An appearance of nodding off to sleep).

Stop gouching Bro and go get a nuffa £10 bag. Im clucking

gouching by Sun lolly August 1, 2003