A GNU/Linux distribution that isn't as easy to install as Red Hat-based distributions, but is very stable. You have to build it from source. It's worth it, though, as it builds into your system.

It takes three commands to install Gentoo.

# cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf && grub && init 6

That's the first one.

Gentoo by Victor April 16, 2006

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gentoo

Watching shit scroll by for hours makes me a Linux expert overnight!

I like gentoo and hondas.

gentoo by Aphex October 31, 2004

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genjo

A confused Japanese man in cyborg armor.

You know that guy Dave? He's a Genjo main.

genjo by HappyShibe August 2, 2017

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gentoobie

1.) A newbie to Gentoo Linux
2.) A Gentoo Linux Groupie
3.) Gentoo code word for booby

1.) a. That users is such a gentoobie. ( also applies to #2 )
b. We all were a Gentoobie at one time ( also applies to #2 )

2.) a. Check out those hot gentoobies. ( male or female )
b. Everyone wants to be a gentoobie.

3.) Did you see the gentoobies on that guy, ew.

gentoobie by Dirty Southerner January 18, 2008

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