electrolarynx

A handheld microphone-like device used by those whose voiceboxes are either damaged or have been removed due to cancer of the larynx or other conditions. Usually, they stick the device up to their throats, and speak -- the vibrations are carried to the device, which turns those vibrations into an audible voice. It sounds very electronic when they speak, and sometimes they even scare the children...

James has an electrolarynx and he sounds like Darth Vader.

by victor June 11, 2006

who shot john

When you ask someone if they know
who did a certain thing, and they
give you answer that you know is
b.s. (bull shit)

Don't come in here with that who
shot john b.s.

by Victor November 29, 2004

jaunt

n. a thing (white community slang-kids trying to be black and messing up the word "jaun")

let's go to the movies because there's this new jaunt i wanted to see.

look at that jaunt over there.

by Victor April 11, 2003

Taco Bell

Place that should be nuked into orbit, with all the remaining parts of the damn chihuahua, and along with its employees, franchisees, and executives.

Finally, some annoying company has been shot out of our planet, including all the restaraunts, and their corporate HQ, with EVERYONE that uses those buildings.

by victor December 07, 2003

scally

liverpool uk
type of person
lives of benefits works cash in hand
has no job complains about rich people
wears track suits
generally young

that boys a scally

by VICTOR April 08, 2004

queef

A wet flappy fart noise that is emmitted from the pus when air is brought into it. It usually creates a sloppy "ppppfffftttt" noise followed by a wet fart and the rapid flapping of pussy lips. Sometimes white chunks of seman have been known to fly out of my friends vagina.

"Alli queefed after the shower and a huge cum ball flew out."

by Victor April 14, 2003

bag

n. scrotum, a ball sac

suck my bag, hoe.
i dropped my bag in her mouth while she was asleep

by Victor April 14, 2003