GenPet 

01. Genpet™
The Only Bioengineered Buddy. Available in 7 different personality types.

02. Color Coding
Each personality type of the Genpets has been linked to its respective colour, and that color is then used as a base for each package. (Read more)

03. Heart Monitor
Each package has a built in low cost heart monitor that is fully functional, with green LED lights and built in speaker. (Read more)

04. Fresh Strip
Every single package includes an easy to use "fresh gauge". Four simple blue LED lights display the status of the Genpet™. The display will also display if the Genpet™ has been sitting on the store shelf too long, or if the package circuitry has malfunctioned in some way. (Read more)

05. Bio-Genica IV System
While the Genpets hang on the store shelves they are in a form of hibernation. Each Genpet™ package has a special nutrient feeding tube attached to it, supplying our specially formulated mix and keeping them healthy and asleep.
06. Genpet™ Restraints
Restraining the pets in their packaging ensures no damage to the product, as well as allowing for optimal consumer viewing.


(*Genpet™ life may vary depending on temperature and Genpet ™ freshness)

"Did you feed your GenPet today?"

GenPet by Alex Whorton May 7, 2007

Genetic Research 

1. Research relating to genes or inherited characteristics. Gene mapping, gene sequencing, and so on.

2. Masturbation, especially male masturbation as it usually leads to the expulsion of raw male genetic material.

Scientist: I'm going to determine the relative positions of genes on a DNA molecule.


Guy 1: Hey, I've been trying to call you all afternoon! Where have you been?

Guy 2: At home conducting a little genetic research.

Guy 1: One of my favorite pastimes.

Genetic Research by nuclearplants October 22, 2008

[repo the genetic opera] 

From the genius producers of Saw, comes a highly original new horror movie. What is described as a cult classic, Repo! The Genetic Opera takes place in the year 2056, mirroring our very own world.

There had been an organ failure epidemic, and a biotech company called Geneco came to save the day with a lend-lease policy on their genetic organs. Only problem is, if you miss a payment, that organ is coming out of you, and the Repo Man uses a knife and no anesthetic to do so.

The owner of Geneco is dying, and the 3 possible heirs are figthing for the fortune. In this mess there's the Repo man's daughter, Shilo, who has been sick all her life and is yearning for freedom. Also Bling Mag is the star of Geneco's Opera, but it will soon be her last show.

In short, this movie is filled with everything aperson could want. Fantastic music, lots of gore, comedy, drama, phenomenal cast, and a riveting plot.

Cast:
Alexa Vega as Shilo Wallace
Anthony Stweart Head as Repo Man/Nathan Wallace
Ogre from Skinny Puppy as Pavi Largo
Paris Hilton as Amber Sweet
Bill Mosley as Luigi Largo
Paul Sorvino as Rotti Largo
Sarah Brightman as Bling Mag
Terrance Zdunich as the Graveroober

Movie comes out November 7th 2008
Soundtrack September 30th 2008

www.repo-opera.com

repo the genetic opera,

[repo the genetic opera] by Sweeterthan16 October 26, 2008

genetically big 

A female who you wouldn't label as "good" thick but at the same time she is not fat. She is considered in between being a woman with a fat ass and a fat ass woman.

No one would hate on you for getting her number. She is genetically big so its up to you.

genetically big by Light skin Dr August 1, 2012

gepetts 

(Adjective) Cheap, or rubbish. Can be synonymous with next in a negative way.
(History)
From the famous Pinocchio fable/disney film. Geppeto was so cheap he had to make his own son.

'Yo house is gepets'
'That girl is bare gepets'

gepetts by Alex - The G [Abos for ever] January 29, 2005

Genetic Gold Mine 

A person with no genetic flaws, the kind of person who would have good children

Girl: "Do you see that boy over there? He's so hot"
Girl #2: "I know, he's a total genetic gold mine!"

Genetic Gold Mine by sitss July 26, 2010

genetealogical Luddism 

Practising illogical summary disregard for the results of genealogical DNA testing, usually by persons whose traditional genealogical research has been shown to be erroneous and shoddy by the results of the countervailing DNA testing.

In an effort to preserve the case for her now clearly erroneous DAR application, Ethyl decided to pretend the DNA results have no merit in an act of sheer genetealogical Luddism.

genetealogical Luddism by Gregg Bonner September 8, 2006