gepetts

(Adjective) Cheap, or rubbish. Can be synonymous with next in a negative way.
(History)
From the famous Pinocchio fable/disney film. Geppeto was so cheap he had to make his own son.

'Yo house is gepets'
'That girl is bare gepets'

by Alex - The G [Abos for ever] January 29, 2005

gepetto

A guy who is able to carve out a woman when the odds are stacked against him (ie. she is surrounded by many other men).

I was in a club in barbados. It was full of dudes, but yet Gepetto managed to carve out the one female in the club.

by darren is me October 14, 2006

Ghetto Gepetto

Someone who has a keen tolerance for crappy objects to the point where people start to think his or her life is a complete dump.

-"Here comes Adam in his piece of shit car."
-"You mean Ghetto Gepetto in his GepettoMobile."

by acrestare July 2, 2011

gepetto nettle

Something Young Thug says. Definition unknown.

I just got a ghetto Gepetto nettle

Now, I’m kinda messy ‘cause I’m lit.

by Hoey98 June 2, 2018

Gepetto

Simply put: a pedophile

1. That Bernie Fine looking fellow over there is a total Gepetto.

2. Don't bend over little boy! That priest is def a Gepetto.

3. The curly, greasy hair on Giuseppe's head gave him the appearance of being a Gepetto.

by Van Damage III August 16, 2012

Gepetto

When fisting a girl...open hand and move fingers around..like a puppeteer

Man..see that girl right there yo...i went gepetto on that last night

by Fattarzan July 19, 2019

gepets

(Adjective) Cheap, or rubbish. Can be synonymous with next in a negative way.
(History)
From the famous Pinocchio fable/disney film. Geppeto was so cheap he had to make his own son.

'Yo house is gepets'
'That girl is bare gepets'

by Alex - The G [Abos for ever] January 29, 2005