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Gepetto 

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1. That Bernie Fine looking fellow over there is a total Gepetto.

2. Don't bend over little boy! That priest is def a Gepetto.

3. The curly, greasy hair on Giuseppe's head gave him the appearance of being a Gepetto.
Gepetto by Van Damage III August 16, 2012

Gepetto 

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When fisting a girl...open hand and move fingers around..like a puppeteer
Man..see that girl right there yo...i went gepetto on that last night
Gepetto by Fattarzan July 19, 2019

Gepetto 

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A girl who has total control of her boyfriend as if she were a puppeteer able to manipulate strings attached to the puppet (also known as Pinnochio).
Dat beotch is totally yanking yo string - she tinks she is Gepetto yo!
Gepetto by RickyP June 25, 2005

Gepetto 

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A generational pedophile. One who is born into pedophilic habits through family traits and customs. Passed on from Grandfather to Dad and onto Son.
That dude we just passed had the face of a Gepetto.

gepetto nettle

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Something Young Thug says. Definition unknown.
I just got a ghetto Gepetto nettle

Now, I’m kinda messy ‘cause I’m lit.
gepetto nettle by Hoey98 June 2, 2018

Ghetto Gepetto 

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Someone who has a keen tolerance for crappy objects to the point where people start to think his or her life is a complete dump.
-"Here comes Adam in his piece of shit car."
-"You mean Ghetto Gepetto in his GepettoMobile."
Ghetto Gepetto by acrestare July 2, 2011
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