1. That Bernie Fine looking fellow over there is a total Gepetto.
2. Don't bend over little boy! That priest is def a Gepetto.
3. The curly, greasy hair on Giuseppe's head gave him the appearance of being a Gepetto.
2. Don't bend over little boy! That priest is def a Gepetto.
3. The curly, greasy hair on Giuseppe's head gave him the appearance of being a Gepetto.
by Van Damage III August 16, 2012

by Fattarzan July 19, 2019

A girl who has total control of her boyfriend as if she were a puppeteer able to manipulate strings attached to the puppet (also known as Pinnochio).
by RickyP June 25, 2005

A guy who is able to carve out a woman when the odds are stacked against him (ie. she is surrounded by many other men).
I was in a club in barbados. It was full of dudes, but yet Gepetto managed to carve out the one female in the club.
by darren is me October 14, 2006

Troy- Women call me pinnochio
Geoff- Yeah, except he can get wood
Kevin- Dude, you just got Gepettoed!
Geoff- Yeah, except he can get wood
Kevin- Dude, you just got Gepettoed!
by Geoff (Geo) Hilbrandt January 18, 2006

Someone who has a keen tolerance for crappy objects to the point where people start to think his or her life is a complete dump.
by acrestare July 02, 2011

by Hoey98 June 02, 2018
