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Any type of sweet, confectionary treat, usually of the prepackaged, mini-mart variety; such as Zingers, Little Debbies, Fruit Pies, Candy Bars, etc.
"Yo son, run to the village store and pick us up some gedunks. You fly, I buy."
gedunks by onlyinramona November 17, 2011
1. (noun) Junk food: soda, candy, chips, etc.
2. (adjective) easy, low-stress work, bordering on a paid vacation
It's 3 hours until chow; I'm glad I bought some gedunk before going on watch.
gedunk by seadog June 9, 2004

gedunk ribbon 

Navy slang for a National Defense Ribbon.
Everyone who serves during wartime gets a gedunk ribbon, whether they saw combat or not.
gedunk ribbon by dandi May 30, 2006

Gedunkedunk 

Roadkill - imagine the noise made when you drive over it
When was the last time you drove over a badger? Gedunkedunk...
Gedunkedunk by Gunniegugu July 19, 2009
Junk food. Food that has no nutritional value.
No gedunk before dinner.
gedunk by memearussell June 16, 2017

gefunkeled 

flabbergasted, confused, amazed, astonished, astounded, awestruck, dumbfounded, dumbstruck, shocked, stunned, stupefied, thunderstruck
"Dude I had sexual intercourse with your birth giver"
"Bro that makes me absolutely gefunkeled"
gefunkeled by viliquil February 4, 2022