urinal mint

The round, white cake of deodorizer found in the bottom of men's urinals in some public restrooms.

"I really enjoyed the urinal mint. Had to suck on it a long time to make it dissolve, though."

by dandi August 16, 2006

internet wang

False bravado or courage a male demonstrates when posting under the safe anonymity provided by the internet. Usually displayed by pimply-faced 98-lb. losers whom girls never look at except when ordering fries with their Super Burgers. Occurs most frequently on discussion forums during heated arguments. The more threatening one becomes, the bigger their "internet wang" is said to be.

Poster 1: "You think you're so tough? Come up here to Podunk, Illinois and I'll kick your ass!"

Poster 2: "My, what a huge internet wang you have."

by dandi May 30, 2006

hash mark

Diagonal stripes sewn to the lower part of the sleeve of a Navy enlisted man or woman's uniform. Each stripe represents four years of service.

You can tell that guy's a lifer by all his hash marks.

by dandi May 30, 2006

crawl

To give oral to soemone.

I got that whore to crawl last night, and man it felt good.

by Dandi November 03, 2004

crab grass

A stank ho's patch of pubic hair. Referring to the probable existence of "crabs" or pubic lice (Pthirus pubis) residing therein.

Man, I was rollin' in that bitch's crab grass last week and got eat-up with those little fuckers.

by dandi December 19, 2003

fish eater

A lesbian, particuarly one adept at cunnilingus. Refers to the sometimes fishy smell of the female pudendum.

Fo-git that ho Tyrone, she be a fish eater!

by dandi December 19, 2003

dinning

The way every illiterate person I ever met spells "dining".

To Awl inturestid Horspital staf:
Ther will b a meating inthe nursing home 1 dinning room at 0900 to heer a leckchur on the hazzurds of consuming lead-baist paint chips durin childhud.

by dandi December 19, 2003