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you can't be a Geishan unless you have the name.
Geishan by tyrone the moose April 18, 2021
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prison geisha 

A playful yet slightly disparaging term used to describe the complicated role of a female mental health clinician in a men’s prison.
Gotta run, I’m seeing my prison geisha today so I need to hit the showers.
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A geisha is a traditional Japanese entertainer of men. She is a master of traditional arts including music, serving tea (which is a fine Japanese art), dancing and singing etc. Most geisha live in Tokyo or Kyoto (those in Kyoto call themselves geiko. Although in the past it could be argued that geisha were prostitutes (which would be an egregious oversimplification...today it can be easily and accurately said that geisha are certainly not prostitutes.
Geisha have very powerful connections all over the world, hence they are a power to be reckoned with.
geisha by Stephen M. Smith May 8, 2003

Geisha Boy

Man! Did you see all those geisha boys hangin' out at Church and Wellesley streets?
Geisha Boy by St. Charles Tavern December 25, 2009
Despite an obvious western curiousity with geisha they remain hidden in a cloak of secrecy. Geisha are not prostitutes or concubines, if anything they are the equivelant of hostesses. Geisha do not master the erotic arts, these duties are reserved for women called yugos. Compartively, geisha go through intense training learning only the traditional japanese arts. Geisha are very respectable women in japan's society and would never routinely indulge in relationships with different men.
The Geisha's beautiful sunset kimono flowed gently to the ground as she was gracefully playing the shamisen
geisha by Jenna Dur May 13, 2006

geisha crack 

when one is obsessed with everything Asian inspired to the point where everything they do involves the Asian culture. When one buys every asian-like plush, eats abnormal amounts of sushi, ssips on green tea, and trys to impersinate the Asian life-style. Asian persuasion

OMG HELLO KITTY!!!!
Example 1. Megan had sushi for breakfast, lunch, and dinner today. She must be on some serious geisha crack!

Example 2. I went into the Hello Kitty store and bought everything in site. I felt like i was on geisha crack!
geisha crack by Mega Fabo0 July 3, 2009

Geilhanded 

Said of a drawing, where the left and right hands are accidentally switched, or the character has two left or two right hands. When referring to feet, the term "geilfooted" is used.

Comes from the characters Jay and Enya Geil from the anime "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", who both were regularly portrayed with two right hands.
"Look at this picture. There is no way they can be holding a gun like that without being totally geilhanded..."
Geilhanded by chaos_wolf May 17, 2007
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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