Geishan
Geishan by tyrone the moose April 18, 2021
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prison geisha
A playful yet slightly disparaging term used to describe the complicated role of a female mental health clinician in a men’s prison.
prison geisha by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2018
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Geishan • geisha • geshan • Grishan • grishannie • geeshan • Geilhanded • Geisha Boy • geisha crack • Geisha-ed
geisha
A geisha is a traditional Japanese entertainer of men. She is a master of traditional arts including music, serving tea (which is a fine Japanese art), dancing and singing etc. Most geisha live in Tokyo or Kyoto (those in Kyoto call themselves geiko. Although in the past it could be argued that geisha were prostitutes (which would be an egregious oversimplification...today it can be easily and accurately said that geisha are certainly not prostitutes.
Geisha have very powerful connections all over the world, hence they are a power to be reckoned with.
geisha by Stephen M. Smith May 8, 2003
Geisha Boy
Geisha Boy by St. Charles Tavern December 25, 2009
geisha
Despite an obvious western curiousity with geisha they remain hidden in a cloak of secrecy. Geisha are not prostitutes or concubines, if anything they are the equivelant of hostesses. Geisha do not master the erotic arts, these duties are reserved for women called yugos. Compartively, geisha go through intense training learning only the traditional japanese arts. Geisha are very respectable women in japan's society and would never routinely indulge in relationships with different men.
geisha crack
when one is obsessed with everything Asian inspired to the point where everything they do involves the Asian culture. When one buys every asian-like plush, eats abnormal amounts of sushi, ssips on green tea, and trys to impersinate the Asian life-style. Asian persuasion
OMG HELLO KITTY!!!!
OMG HELLO KITTY!!!!
Example 1. Megan had sushi for breakfast, lunch, and dinner today. She must be on some serious geisha crack!
Example 2. I went into the Hello Kitty store and bought everything in site. I felt like i was on geisha crack!
Example 2. I went into the Hello Kitty store and bought everything in site. I felt like i was on geisha crack!
geisha crack by Mega Fabo0 July 3, 2009
Geilhanded
Said of a drawing, where the left and right hands are accidentally switched, or the character has two left or two right hands. When referring to feet, the term "geilfooted" is used.
Comes from the characters Jay and Enya Geil from the anime "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", who both were regularly portrayed with two right hands.
Comes from the characters Jay and Enya Geil from the anime "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", who both were regularly portrayed with two right hands.
"Look at this picture. There is no way they can be holding a gun like that without being totally geilhanded..."
Geilhanded by chaos_wolf May 17, 2007
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