Geezus 

Word used to express shock or disgust. Often used in place of "good lord" when a more intense response is necessary.

Hey lavy, did you hear that Britney Spears is pregnant again?

Geezus!

Geezus by BlueV May 26, 2009

GEEZUS 

word used to express suprise and/or Fascination.

RWJ: the video got 13.5 billion views in 2.5 seconds
RWJ: GEEZUS!!!

GEEZUS by jaared May 31, 2011

Geezus 

an expression of joy, hate, laughter, murderous intent, or retardation

Guy 1: GEEZUS!

Guy 2: So... was that murderous intent or joy?

Geezus by Brain the Bran Muffin March 3, 2011

Geezus 

He's da man. We often invok him when something is intense.

Geezus!Right there, what a gorgeous chick.

Geezus by Greg M'bala bala August 19, 2006

Geezus 

-a reaction is disbelief
-a borderline offensive exclamation
-a modern sarcastic cartoon-ism/ meme of "Jesus".

points to unbelievable senrio and yells "GEEZUS" in disbelief or amazement

Geezus by Mizz Salty March 17, 2018

Geezus 

Another spelling for Jesus. It is used by some non fundamentalist groups that worship or venerate Jesus but want to set there beliefs about him apart from Christian Fundamentalism because they think they are entirly wrong about him.

They believe in Geezus.

Geezus by Judge dredd7 July 31, 2011

Geezus 

A term used when an extremely religious person is spouting hipocracy and bigotry, in the name their religion/god.

"That woman told me I'm going to hell because I'm gay. She's totally strung out on Geezus."

Geezus by Jennbec1 November 24, 2019