Definitions by LuckyDC

Plumply 

Someone or something that is in good condition, healthy, full and well rested.

They're looking rather plumply this morning, bet they got a good meal and an early night last night.

Plumply by LuckyDC September 28, 2021

Lard Carp

Someone overweight that's swimming

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there

Lard Carp by LuckyDC September 14, 2021

Exceptional Friday 

The weekend which falls a week after Good Friday is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Jesus Christs lesser known younger brother, Geezus Christ, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole following the send off of his do-gooder brother.

Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!

Exceptional Friday by LuckyDC March 30, 2021

Geezus Christ 

Jesus Christs younger lesser known brother, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole. This weekend now falls a week after Good Friday and is known as "Exceptional Friday"

Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!

Geezus Christ by LuckyDC May 7, 2018