Skip to main content

attention geekers 

Probably work in neu media or meme-pushers....meeeeeeme.

People who go to pop-up stuff, small but spectacular and special.

Are really into every single piece of technology regardless whether it's use or ornament. But, and this is really important, know all vital cultural references usually through films. Original Star Wars in particular.

'Cos it's all just so wicked. (and cool, right?)
after The Gadget Show UK

Typical attention geekers scenario;

Me 1) 'waaaahay, I've just turned my Star Wars light sabre into a smart-sabre so I can pay for my bus ticket Jedi-like. Woosh'

Me1.1) 'wow, that's so cool...must get me one, mopho'

Chief keef geekers lyrics 

Hook
The diamonds on my chain is so solid my n***as ain't scared of nobody I'm leanin' I feel like an old lady capital one like what's in your wallet

Verse
Geekers geekers all these b*****es geekers a thousand for this lean girl a thousand for the sneakers sneak dissin we'll beat ya don't care about no female I'ma go to jail for beating your a*s but you just gonna go to jail for retail off Keisha f**k pinger hello I can't see her I got so much money right now that I can f**k my teacher Keisha she geeked up let me go grab my Nina 30 all on my Nina ? Less I seen him blow him and smoke him you ain't even gonna know him this n***a had his hang up right so we left him sold out finna pop my second ? All these n***as say they know chief so chief sosa don't know them Ah no I don't wanna go I got so much money ? I say Ah no I don't wanna go I got so much money ? Cause I got so much money I spend so much money I got so much moneyabd I spend so much money I got real money and I will take your d*mn money ?

Verse
Balenciagas my sneakers Jordans make my feet hurt boy get your d*mn hurt charging 20k for a feature she a eater with a case on that b***h can't be my back bone she think I'ma 90s guy

Outro
I'ma do that a*s wrong let me find out my cash gone let me find out my bank's gone let me find out my jewelry gone and I don't need no jewelry homie
Marshmeelia: what is the chief keef geekers lyrics???

Arsheelia: look it up

Geeklish 

1) Language spoken by geeks, such as computer programmers or tech support, which uses standard English words combined with technical jargon, such that the Geeks can understand each other, but to the end user, it sounds like a foreign language.


2) Use of standard English in a formatted text file, such as XML, such that it is difficult to understand, yet it sill uses standard English words, which only Geeks can understand
The guy from the help desk was here to fix your computer. I don't know what was wrong with it. Even though he told me what the problem was, he was speaking Geeklish, and I didn't understand a word.
Geeklish by Dooley Noted March 11, 2009
1. This is the expression used when one has accomplished greatness or is in the presence of greatness. For example, one of your favorite food dishes is served to you this is an appropriate moment to use geeersh.

2. You are a man and have sex... you are about to ejaculate this is also an appropriate time to say Geeersh!

3. You think of something particularly cool it is appropriate to use geeersh.

4. A word that can be used in many ways depending on the tone of usage or when u explain something to someone and how amazing it is it is appropriate to add a geeersh at the end of your story.

5. When you are showing off your sexual prowess by flexing muscles it is appropriate to add the loudest deepest geeersh you can muster out of the bottom of your throat.

6. A battle cry used before attempting to accomplishing anything.
*mom puts amazing food in front of you when fucking hungry*
Hungry Guy: "Geeersh!"

Guy1: *just kicked ass in Monopoly*
Guy2: "Fuck"
Guy1: "GEEERSH!"

*2 bisexual chicks walk in and start sucking dick out of nowhere*
Lucky Guy: "Geeersh!"

Guy1: "Dude, guess what? My favorite band is in town this weekend."
Guy2: "No fucking way!"
Guy1: "Yeah dude, Geeersh."

*outside Room 1178*
Guy1: "I'm going to get an A+ on this Oraganic Chemistry Final, Geeersh!"
Geeersh by Synth Terrorist December 21, 2008

gregerish 

A person who consistently acts ignorant in public. Someone whom is derogatory towards others without discrimination.
Damn son you pissing on that door handle was mad gregerish.
gregerish by Sert956 May 28, 2018
Language spoken by the geeks. Normaly consists out of large number of acronyms and technical terms. Speeds up conversation especialy when it takes place online.
I speak geekish fluently...
geekish by MeanEYE October 20, 2006