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Geezeria 

a disease which causes a severe deficiency of chromosones in one department of the celebrus

Another meaning is a condition like rabies which causes dementation in four areas of the brain

A third meaning is an alarmingly large ammount of acne across the facial area
Mr Beacroft has geezeria
Geezeria by Toon243 December 17, 2018
Words you can keep

Geezerati 

What a Geezerati, that Oldsmobile driven by Gramps has had its turn signal on for 5 minutes!
Geezerati by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

geezerama 

A slightly disparaging term used to describe a large group of geriatric folks who have gathered for a celebration of some kind.
Well God knows I’m old, but I don’t know if I can plunge myself into that geezerama for as long as I’d need to in order to get some birthday cake!
geezerama by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022

geezerama 

A slightly to moderately disparaging term to describe a particularly spectacular event involving a large gathering of older folks.
Man, that McCartney concert was a total geezerama!
geezerama by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2022

geezerati 

Senior citizens who either are, or think they are, still hip and cool.
Seeing a white haired guy ride away from the 7-11 on a Harley with his Maalox in a sack, "Oh yeah, another member of the geezerati."

Watching 3 old women pull away from you in a half-marathon, "Holy crap, I've been dusted by the geezerati!"
geezerati by gophigure July 15, 2009

Geezaria 

a disease contracted by being a nonce
Ben has geezaria
Geezaria by Toon243 December 16, 2018

Geezerish 

Something or someone with the qualities of a "geezer", or is cool, but without sounding teenage by using the word "cool". This word would not be associated with something feminine or something for children, more things for men, or, geezers.
1. Michael Caines new film Harry Brown is geezerish!

2. That leather jacket over there is geezerish!
Geezerish by Geezer TK421 January 13, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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