gramps 

someone who has characteristics of an old man.
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'

gramps fell asleep in the middle of a sentance again.

gramps by anon January 12, 2004

Gramps 

An endeering term used generally to describe a male friend who is gradually showing more and more characteristics similar to that of a grandad.

"G" used to go out pubbing all the time and never really minded spiders much, but now he has developed a sudden case of arachnaphobia and much prefers to sit at home with the wife, pipe and slippers. We used to prefer "G" when he wasn't such a Gramps!

Gramps by The Awesome: Explorer June 18, 2008

gramps 

Any person (regardless of age or gender), place, or thing lacking in speed.

"Way to go 5 miles per hour under the speed limit, gramps!"

"C'mon, slowass gramps!"

"Jesus christ, get the hell outta my way, gramps!"

gramps by Scott Williford May 5, 2006

Gramps 

When a person has a certain level of badassery that goes beyond badassery.

That was gramps man!

Gramps by Deedeegoeswolf February 16, 2017

Gramps 

An endeering term used generally to describe a male friend who is gradually showing more and more characteristics similar to that of a grandad.

"G" used to go out pubbing all the time and never really minded spiders much, but now he has developed a sudden case of arachnaphobia and much prefers to sit at home with the wife, pipe and slippers. We used to prefer "G" when he wasn't such a Gramps!

Gramps by The Awesome: Explorer June 18, 2008

gramps 

A crazy bastard from Seattle known for his way with the ladies. Particularly when on vacation in vegas.

Gramps get off that 19 year old. You don't know where she's been.

gramps by Eva Wilts December 28, 2005

gramps 

a man married to granny

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttt?????????

gramps by helly September 30, 2002