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goinked
Damo: Ya know Bazza got staunched last night at the tav?
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.
goinked by Lil PineOCleen November 8, 2019
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Gazoinked • Gaboinked • Gazoinged • gazoinkdabitch • gazonked • gazonkers • goinked • Gainked • gazoinky • Gazonkegen
Gaboinked
A word you use to describe your level of high if you don't know how to describe it in real fucking comprehensive words
Gaboinked by totally gaboinked March 27, 2022
Goinked
Goinked by Craze-rake January 11, 2020
Gainked
Gainked by Sexy McFly August 27, 2004
gazoinkdabitch
A Person, Place or thing that you are trying to describe (usually sexual) that you do not know the proper term for.
That fucking nerf herder just slapped me in the Gazoinkdabitch! (see NERF HERDER)
Go pick up that oscillating impregnator valve and put it in my gazoinkdabitch...hooker.
Go pick up that oscillating impregnator valve and put it in my gazoinkdabitch...hooker.
gazoinkdabitch by JJ DOBMEIER August 9, 2006
zazoinked badoinked
being under the influence. specifically from smoking pot.
zazoinked badoinked by nutta butta June 21, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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