Gazoinked 

absolutely boomed outta the wazoo

that dude is gazoinked right now bro

Gazoinked by drytanman December 17, 2021

goinked 

The expeditious action of rolling an unknowing subject with no clemency.

Damo: Ya know Bazza got staunched last night at the tav?
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.

goinked by Lil PineOCleen November 8, 2019

Gaboinked 

A word you use to describe your level of high if you don't know how to describe it in real fucking comprehensive words

Yes, dude, i am like so beyond high rn i'm gaboinked

Gaboinked by totally gaboinked March 27, 2022

Goinked 

Basically getting fucked or getting cheesed on

Tyler: Did you hear what happened to stacy?

Tony: Oh yea that was me who goinked her

Goinked by Craze-rake January 11, 2020

Gainked 

To happen without warning.

Somebody gainked my last pop-tart.

Last night we gainked some newbs outside Gludin

Gainked by Sexy McFly August 27, 2004

gazoinkdabitch 

A Person, Place or thing that you are trying to describe (usually sexual) that you do not know the proper term for.

That fucking nerf herder just slapped me in the Gazoinkdabitch! (see NERF HERDER)

Go pick up that oscillating impregnator valve and put it in my gazoinkdabitch...hooker.

gazoinkdabitch by JJ DOBMEIER August 9, 2006

zazoinked badoinked 

being under the influence. specifically from smoking pot.

man, i got zazoinked badoinked last night.

zazoinked badoinked by nutta butta June 21, 2019