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goinked
Damo: Ya know Bazza got staunched last night at the tav?
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.
goinked by Lil PineOCleen November 8, 2019
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Gazoinked • Gaboinked • Gazoinged • gazoinkdabitch • gazonked • gazonkers • goinked • Gainked • gazoinky • Gazonkegen
Gaboinked
A word you use to describe your level of high if you don't know how to describe it in real fucking comprehensive words
Gaboinked by totally gaboinked March 27, 2022
Goinked
Goinked by Craze-rake January 11, 2020
Gainked
Gainked by Sexy McFly August 27, 2004
gazoinkdabitch
A Person, Place or thing that you are trying to describe (usually sexual) that you do not know the proper term for.
That fucking nerf herder just slapped me in the Gazoinkdabitch! (see NERF HERDER)
Go pick up that oscillating impregnator valve and put it in my gazoinkdabitch...hooker.
Go pick up that oscillating impregnator valve and put it in my gazoinkdabitch...hooker.
gazoinkdabitch by JJ DOBMEIER August 9, 2006
zazoinked badoinked
being under the influence. specifically from smoking pot.
zazoinked badoinked by nutta butta June 21, 2019
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026