Gazoinged 

very surprised, utterly dumbfounded

Guy 1: your parents died in a gas leak
Guy 2: i am absolutely gazoinged at this information

Gazoinged by buttfarticus-the-third April 1, 2024

gazoingagoink 

A word that's able to perfectly describe any situation and scenario.

Now that's a gazoingagoink moment.

gazoingagoink by Professor Stoopey March 11, 2020

gazongers 

An extremely large pair of female breasts.

1st guy: "Dude check out the gazongers on her"
2nd guy: "Dude thats my mom!"

gazongers by Hilary von Klinkerhoffen July 7, 2007

gaboingers 

(Plural form of gablonks)

Gaboingers: excessively large penises that are long and phat. They are colossal in size.

Wow, that circle of Austin, Gavin, and Addison all have some extremely phat gaboingers.

gaboingers by Swipe Ace May 1, 2017

Gaboinked 

A word you use to describe your level of high if you don't know how to describe it in real fucking comprehensive words

Yes, dude, i am like so beyond high rn i'm gaboinked

Gaboinked by totally gaboinked March 27, 2022

gazoinkdabitch 

A Person, Place or thing that you are trying to describe (usually sexual) that you do not know the proper term for.

That fucking nerf herder just slapped me in the Gazoinkdabitch! (see NERF HERDER)

Go pick up that oscillating impregnator valve and put it in my gazoinkdabitch...hooker.

gazoinkdabitch by JJ DOBMEIER August 9, 2006

gazonked 

"Gazonked" - good and shit-faced, to be wasted, drunk, drugged out, highly inebriated.

Before I have sex with her, I have to be good and gazonked.

gazonked by Captain Jack 97 October 27, 2010