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Gayzerbeam 

Gay-zer-beam, (v)-to be destroyed by a gay joke insofar that it you are now undoubtably homosexual.
Example:
Dude 1: "Dude, you just got gayzerbeamed!"
Dude 2: Oh, SNAP!.....lmao.
Dude 3: Oh man. :(
Gayzerbeam by Mr. Awesome1991 May 11, 2011
Words you can keep

Gazerbeam 

To get super high gaserbeamed
Yo dawg I smoked an ounce last night I was gazerbeaming
Gazerbeam by Pinkie158 April 2, 2020

gayserbeam 

A loud, arrogant, and obnoxious, homosexual who doesn't know that he, himself, is indeed a homosexual.
Hey Scott, that gayserbeam is really pissing me off

Could that gayserbeam be any gayer?
gayserbeam by Niles Q August 10, 2006

gayzorbeam 

A beam of light used to keep male homosexuals away. Some say the gayzorbeam is really 50,000 vaginas going at the speed of amazing.
"Gayzorbeam! PEW PEW PEW!" -Jake G.
gayzorbeam by Jaaaaaaaaake October 7, 2008

Gazerbeam 

In case you find yourself surrounded by idiots but lacking in actual ways to harm said idiots, you can fire mental lazer beams from your eyes to simulate your distaste with your gaze, aka gazerbeam!
Grace: "wow that girl says the dumbest things"

Barney: "its ok, I just hit her with my gazerbeams"
Gazerbeam by gazerette July 1, 2011

gazerbeam bruh 

Hey is that the Number 1 Saber simp over there? You mean Gazerbeam Bruh?
gazerbeam bruh by Number 1 Saber simp November 15, 2021

gazerbeam bruh 

Fate fan, gd goat
Hey is that the Number 1 Saber Simp? No, its just gazerbeam bruh.
gazerbeam bruh by Number 1 Saber simp November 15, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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