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Gazerbeam 

To get super high gaserbeamed
Yo dawg I smoked an ounce last night I was gazerbeaming
Gazerbeam by Pinkie158 April 2, 2020
popular culture marketed to queers. vaguely liberal and often conciliatory to white hetero standards.
the fab five.
don't panic!
melissa etheridge.
gaystream by ste11amaris June 28, 2004

gayzorbeam 

A beam of light used to keep male homosexuals away. Some say the gayzorbeam is really 50,000 vaginas going at the speed of amazing.
"Gayzorbeam! PEW PEW PEW!" -Jake G.
gayzorbeam by Jaaaaaaaaake October 7, 2008

Gazerbeam 

In case you find yourself surrounded by idiots but lacking in actual ways to harm said idiots, you can fire mental lazer beams from your eyes to simulate your distaste with your gaze, aka gazerbeam!
Grace: "wow that girl says the dumbest things"

Barney: "its ok, I just hit her with my gazerbeams"
Gazerbeam by gazerette July 1, 2011

gazerbeam bruh 

Hey is that the Number 1 Saber simp over there? You mean Gazerbeam Bruh?
gazerbeam bruh by Number 1 Saber simp November 15, 2021

gazerbeam bruh 

Hey is that the Number 1 Saber Simp? No, its just gazerbeam bruh.
gazerbeam bruh by Number 1 Saber simp November 15, 2021
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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