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A beam of light used to keep male homosexuals away. Some say the gayzorbeam is really 50,000 vaginas going at the speed of amazing.
"Gayzorbeam! PEW PEW PEW!" -Jake G.
by Jaaaaaaaaake October 7, 2008
Get the gayzorbeammug. Get the gayzorbeammug.