Gaytrophy 

Gaytrophy is related to Atrophy and the opposite of Hypertrophy. Gaytrophy is used when someone recommends or uses a workout plan that is non-optimal, and highly uneffective for any kind of muscle- or strenght growth.

Person 1: do you want to go to the gym today, it's push day.

Person 2: I can't, i found a new workout split.

Person 1: oh? what is the new split?

Person 2: I found out that it is better to only workout once per week.

Person 1: are you sure? what muscle group are you going to workout?

Person 2: I have biceps day.

Person 1: Well, good luck with your Gaytrophy workout.

Gaytrophy by Jared, U. O June 14, 2022

gastropheliac 

A person who enjoys the smell of other peoples farts. A person who inhales or enjoys enhaling gastro-intestinal aromas.

See Gastrophelia

"Deep down inside, people like the smell of other people's farts"
---Eddie Murphy from 'Eddie Murphy: Deleious'

gastropheliac by dwayne May 11, 2004

gastrophotisterol 

When your heart fills up with pee. Invented by Robert Benfer on the podcast Chaos Pony for the segment "Robert Invents a Word."

Doctor: You probably have gastrophotisterol. I think I hear pee in there.

gastrophotisterol by captain_e May 20, 2011

Gastrophelia

The mania or obsession of smelling gasoline, and other people's farts. Many people are in denial, but they do this to see if every fart smells the same.

See Gastropheliac

"Deep down inside, people like to smell other people's farts! Plplplplpl!!!! I just farted **sniff sniff ** Yeah! you did!!!"
---Eddie Murphy ----"Eddie Murphy - Delirious 1984"

Gastrophelia by dwayne May 12, 2004

gastrophysics 

Gastrophysics is the study of female genitals usuall under a blue or purple microscope covered in mustard by a genie wearing a pirate hat. It originates in Longford town- Ireland. It is more common today in rural areas and boglands.

Jaysis Chhhrist Micky did ya see tha lad down Marty's farm studying daul gastrophysics? Twas something to behold so twas.

gastrophysics by The Gastrophysicist January 4, 2016

Gastrophoria 

A compound word synonymous with foodgasm, gastrogasm & oral gratification.

Gastro = food (from the Greek "stomach")
Phoria = feeling of elation

OMG that food was so good I'm in a state of gastrophoria!

Gastrophoria by marpop February 27, 2011

gastrophiliac 

one who has sex with food.

I walked into my roommates room and found cartons of lo mein noodles. In the corner of the room I saw what seemed to look like a body. Upon closer inspection I realized it was clothing stuffed with lo mein noodles with the crotch cut out of the pants for sexual intercourse. Oh snap! He is a gastrophiliac. f$#%.

gastrophiliac by lo man April 20, 2011