Gastrophonics 

The bizarre sounds my stomach makes after I eat a lot of spicy food. Sometimes it sounds like there is a marching band in there.

Max: "What's with the noise, do you guys here anything?"
Sam: (Out of a sudden); "Uhm no, it's just my stomach, gastrophonics again."

Max: "Lmao, your stomach does know how to spin that shit!"

"OMG, I ATE SO MUCH, HOLD IT UP GUYS, I HAVE MY GASTROPHONICS COMING UP!"

Gastrophonics by Epictrishax September 6, 2012

gastrophotisterol 

When your heart fills up with pee. Invented by Robert Benfer on the podcast Chaos Pony for the segment "Robert Invents a Word."

Doctor: You probably have gastrophotisterol. I think I hear pee in there.

gastrophotisterol by captain_e May 20, 2011

gastrophysics 

Gastrophysics is the study of female genitals usuall under a blue or purple microscope covered in mustard by a genie wearing a pirate hat. It originates in Longford town- Ireland. It is more common today in rural areas and boglands.

Jaysis Chhhrist Micky did ya see tha lad down Marty's farm studying daul gastrophysics? Twas something to behold so twas.

gastrophysics by The Gastrophysicist January 4, 2016

Gastrophotistrol 

When your heart fills up with pee, as defined by Robert Benfer on the podcast "Chaos Pony."

Person #1: Did you hear about (Person #3)?

Person #2: Yeah, he died pretty quickly after being diagnosed with gastrophotistrol.

Gastrophotistrol by Snoogz July 19, 2014