Gastrophysics is the study of female genitals usuall under a blue or purple microscope covered in mustard by a genie wearing a pirate hat. It originates in Longford town- Ireland. It is more common today in rural areas and boglands.
Jaysis Chhhrist Micky did ya see tha lad down Marty's farm studying daul gastrophysics? Twas something to behold so twas.
by The Gastrophysicist January 04, 2016