Gastrophysics is the study of female genitals usuall under a blue or purple microscope covered in mustard by a genie wearing a pirate hat. It originates in Longford town- Ireland. It is more common today in rural areas and boglands.
Jaysis Chhhrist Micky did ya see tha lad down Marty's farm studying daul gastrophysics? Twas something to behold so twas.
by The Gastrophysicist January 4, 2016
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term sometimes used to mean "really advanced." In reality, there are more difficult topics physicists study.
"C'mon! It's not astrophysics!"
by AllUltima February 18, 2005
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Max: "What's with the noise, do you guys here anything?"
Sam: (Out of a sudden); "Uhm no, it's just my stomach, gastrophonics again."
Max: "Lmao, your stomach does know how to spin that shit!"
"OMG, I ATE SO MUCH, HOLD IT UP GUYS, I HAVE MY GASTROPHONICS COMING UP!"
Sam: (Out of a sudden); "Uhm no, it's just my stomach, gastrophonics again."
Max: "Lmao, your stomach does know how to spin that shit!"
"OMG, I ATE SO MUCH, HOLD IT UP GUYS, I HAVE MY GASTROPHONICS COMING UP!"
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