gastrophysics 

Gastrophysics is the study of female genitals usuall under a blue or purple microscope covered in mustard by a genie wearing a pirate hat. It originates in Longford town- Ireland. It is more common today in rural areas and boglands.

Jaysis Chhhrist Micky did ya see tha lad down Marty's farm studying daul gastrophysics? Twas something to behold so twas.

gastrophysics by The Gastrophysicist January 4, 2016

astrophysics

A totally rad area of study.

The youngster had hopes of being an astrophysicist, as astrophysics is one of his favorite things to study in his spare time.

astrophysics by Spock Greyson December 28, 2009

astrophysics

term sometimes used to mean "really advanced." In reality, there are more difficult topics physicists study.

"C'mon! It's not astrophysics!"

astrophysics by AllUltima February 18, 2005

Gastrophonics 

The bizarre sounds my stomach makes after I eat a lot of spicy food. Sometimes it sounds like there is a marching band in there.

Max: "What's with the noise, do you guys here anything?"
Sam: (Out of a sudden); "Uhm no, it's just my stomach, gastrophonics again."

Max: "Lmao, your stomach does know how to spin that shit!"

"OMG, I ATE SO MUCH, HOLD IT UP GUYS, I HAVE MY GASTROPHONICS COMING UP!"

Gastrophonics by Epictrishax September 6, 2012