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gastropheliac 

A person who enjoys the smell of other peoples farts. A person who inhales or enjoys enhaling gastro-intestinal aromas.

See Gastrophelia
"Deep down inside, people like the smell of other people's farts"
---Eddie Murphy from 'Eddie Murphy: Deleious'
gastropheliac by dwayne May 11, 2004

gastrophotisterol 

When your heart fills up with pee. Invented by Robert Benfer on the podcast Chaos Pony for the segment "Robert Invents a Word."
Doctor: You probably have gastrophotisterol. I think I hear pee in there.

Gastrophelia

The mania or obsession of smelling gasoline, and other people's farts. Many people are in denial, but they do this to see if every fart smells the same.

See Gastropheliac
"Deep down inside, people like to smell other people's farts! Plplplplpl!!!! I just farted **sniff sniff ** Yeah! you did!!!"
---Eddie Murphy ----"Eddie Murphy - Delirious 1984"
Gastrophelia by dwayne May 12, 2004

gastrophiliac 

one who has sex with food.
I walked into my roommates room and found cartons of lo mein noodles. In the corner of the room I saw what seemed to look like a body. Upon closer inspection I realized it was clothing stuffed with lo mein noodles with the crotch cut out of the pants for sexual intercourse. Oh snap! He is a gastrophiliac. f$#%.
gastrophiliac by lo man April 20, 2011

Gastrophonics 

The bizarre sounds my stomach makes after I eat a lot of spicy food. Sometimes it sounds like there is a marching band in there.
Max: "What's with the noise, do you guys here anything?"
Sam: (Out of a sudden); "Uhm no, it's just my stomach, gastrophonics again."

Max: "Lmao, your stomach does know how to spin that shit!"

"OMG, I ATE SO MUCH, HOLD IT UP GUYS, I HAVE MY GASTROPHONICS COMING UP!"
Gastrophonics by Epictrishax September 6, 2012

Gastrophotistrol 

When your heart fills up with pee, as defined by Robert Benfer on the podcast "Chaos Pony."
Person #1: Did you hear about (Person #3)?

Person #2: Yeah, he died pretty quickly after being diagnosed with gastrophotistrol.
Gastrophotistrol by Snoogz July 19, 2014
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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