gaytriarch 

A bossy gay man who exercises autocratic authority over his group of friends, most often in social and cultural situations. The group of friends can be straight, gay or a mixture of the two. Said group tends to be very afraid of contradicting the gaytriarch for fear of repercussions that generally include loads and loads of drama.

Craig: "Why do we always have to go along with Adrian's plans?"

Michelle (exhales cigarette smoke): "Because Adrian's our gaytriarch, that's why."

Nicole (whispers): "Shhhh! Here he comes!"

gaytriarch by cfbaines December 3, 2009

gaytriarch 

A ubiquitous homosexual well known in a gay community; that guy or girl that every gay person seems to know. Not necessarily a leader, but a popular or prominent member or figurehead of a GLBTQ social group.

Longinus: "Hey Pepper, you know Rod Hardthick, don't you?"

Pepper: "Of course. Every gay person on this campus has at least heard of Rod. He's a total gaytriarch."

Celebrity examples include: Neil Patrick Harris, Elton John and Ellen

gaytriarch by khaodic May 12, 2011

gaytriarch 

A parent or grandparent, who used to be straight, or at least straight enough to have procreated (or adopted).

"I dropped mom off at the Out Bar. It's gaytriarch night."

gaytriarch by Gaytriarch in Chief August 16, 2016

gaytriarch 

Someone born before it was even legal to be gay, who has worked hard to get us the equality and legal recognition we enjoy today.

"Jim's a real gaytriarch. He claims to have been the first publicly "out" gay man in Michigan, and even though he's almost 90, he still works hard for the rights of 'TBLG' people."

gaytriarch by Gaytriarch in Chief August 16, 2016

Goatriarchy

When goats eventually take over the world and form their own bleating monarchy. With chance of us become slaves to goats. Complete role reversal between us and goats.

I for one welcome are new goat leaders and their values of Goatriarchy. Maybe they will keep the NHS.

Goatriarchy by Lethal Kizzle June 5, 2015

Gaytriarchy 

Socio-politial wing of the LGBT community, characterized by affluent, white, cis-normative, gay men who view all other "LGBT" groups as inferior and a political liability. Characterized by their disdain for trans* people, lesbians, and LGBT people of color, and persistant belief that marriage equality is the only legal issue facing the LGBT community, while unemployment discrimination and disease go ignored.

The Gaytriarchy loves drag queens, but is severly phobic of trans women.

Gaytriarchy by 3rickZann August 9, 2013

gaytriarchy 

When homosexual attitudes become greatly accept by society, that they influence the behaviour of heterosexual people. The prevalence of metrosexuality can be attributed to the gaytriarchy, where straight males have become self-conscious about their appearance and go through beauty rituals every morning in order to preserve their youthful aurora.

The gaytriarchy has gotten to Jamie, it took him 45 minutes to moisturise and pluck his eyebrows.

gaytriarchy by JizzySpunkbubbles January 17, 2014