A minimum of three men lined up, each man has their dong inserted into the man standing in front of hims anus with hands on his hips. The man at the back of the train must be black, and the man at the front must have a totally flaccid dong whilst swirling it in a helicopter type motion.
Eugene: "Holy shit look at those fagot's flying down that really steep hill on roller skates with their dicks in each others asses in a train like motion"
Stavros: "That my friend is a gay train express, a special form of the gay train"
Eugene: "I wish i could be in a gay train express"
Something above and beyond maintained. Refering to a friend of mine selling his car. He had all of the records, sales reciept, everything was original. He and his partner had the car for 24 years. They never ate in the car. The car was better than perfect.
It is a train, but instead of a woman they all either eat or fuck the ass of the chosen man. The man that gets fucked gets to choose a person that they eat out.