hunkle

When a friend's uncle is particularly good looking.

Samantha's uncle is so hot, he's a hunkle!

by cfbaines August 17, 2008

gaytriarch

A bossy gay man who exercises autocratic authority over his group of friends, most often in social and cultural situations. The group of friends can be straight, gay or a mixture of the two. Said group tends to be very afraid of contradicting the gaytriarch for fear of repercussions that generally include loads and loads of drama.

Craig: "Why do we always have to go along with Adrian's plans?"

Michelle (exhales cigarette smoke): "Because Adrian's our gaytriarch, that's why."

Nicole (whispers): "Shhhh! Here he comes!"

by cfbaines December 03, 2009

palliative hair

Put simply, it's a REALLY bad hair day.

Cheryl (on the phone): "Sorry, Carol, but I'm staying in tonight."
Carol: "What? Why?"
Cheryl: "I've got palliative hair."
Carol: "Oh come on, Cheryl, it can't be that bad..."
Cheryl: "Oh really? I shampooed, conditioned, tried one product and that didn't work out. I then re-wet my hair, dried it again and tried a different product and now it's even worse. I give up. It's horrible. I'm staying in."
Carol: "Fine. I'll call you tomorrow." (Carol hangs up.)

by cfbaines April 20, 2011

lollapolluted

The physical condition following a weekend of partying at Lollapalooza that is often characterized by ringing ears, headache, nausea, gut rot, sunstroke, broken sunglasses and missing underpants.

Dude 1: "Dude! I hear you were at Lollapalooza this weekend! How was it?!?"
Dude 2: "It was a blast... that is, what I can remember of it. I've got the worst hangover, dude. I'm lollapolluted."

by cfbaines August 09, 2010

Motown

The gay neighborhood of any city or town.

Chad: "Where do you live?"
Brad: "The gay village."
Chad: "You mean Motown?"
Brad: "You got it!"

by cfbaines June 23, 2009