Gaylordx

The definition of Gaylordx:

i) Low in strength or inability to fulfill the ultimate gayness.
ii) A lord of all the gayness that are happening in this era and the ruler of all the gaylordx on Earth.
iii) A particular Gaylordx opened a society called the Gaylordx Corp for the Gaylordx United Nation.

The "x" stands for hardly anything, just some letter to make things look gayer.

Anonymous 1: Who is the king of all of the Gaylordx?

Anonymous 2: He's stanging righ in-front of me, looks like he has the abilty to be gay.

Anonymous 1: Errr, me?

Anonymous 2: YES!

Gaylordx by Cadbury12 & Gedik8 March 16, 2009

Gaylord Memorial Stadium

Home of the most overrated football team in the country. This stadium is also the shittiest one in the BIG 12 and cannot even compare to a much superior SEC stadium. It is no coincidence that "Gay" is in the name of the stadium because it describes everyone related to OU football and the University of Oklahoma.

The game tonight is at Gaylord Memorial Stadium aka "The home of the Gays." OU will probably end up losing to some unranked team.

Gaylord Memorial Stadium by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Bradley the Gaylord

Nobody likes him. A little kid that runs around and kicks people in the shins and stabs with spoons. Very short. VERY.SHORT.

Can be racist to mexicans/asians/chinese/japanese/white/black/

Is similar to that of a ginger, having no soul.

Father beats with spoon. May stab in kneecaps with one. Watch out!

You see that kid? Bradley the Gaylord, Nobody likes him.

Bradley the Gaylord by Yourmom1234567890- January 8, 2012

Massive Gaylord 

A term used on social networking sites to describe acts of outstanding gayness. It's used rarely but some status updates are so outstandingly gay nothing else will suffice.

Note: drunkeness is not an excuse

Lee: Oh my God, the stars, the stars tonight are amazing. Thank goodness for no street lights in the countryside

Dubs: You massive gaylord

Massive Gaylord by Disprin September 29, 2011

gaylording 

someone flaunting their homosexuality in an aloof manner

That goon is gaylording it about like hes not gunna get queerbashed

gaylording by Evil Nobby January 17, 2008

Gaylord Smorgasbord 

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.

1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."

Gaylord Smorgasbord by FarqMuff October 19, 2018

Gaylords Say No 

A time tested technique used to trick people into revealing that they are gay. It was famously used on Oscar Wilde into revealing that he was in fact a homosexual.

Rob: Hey did you see that tv show "Gaylords Say No"?

Scott: No.

Rob: Ah ha!!!

Judge: Mr Wilde did you read that book "Gaylords Say No"?

Oscar Wilde: No.

Judge: Take him away!!!!

Gaylords Say No by spektralx April 2, 2009