To flaunt the towel means to insist that you didn't do something when it was apparent and evident that you did.
"I swear I didn't hide your backpack!" said Morris, while attempting to shield the bag behind him from view.
"Oh, you're just flaunting the towel now, aren't'ya?" Martin replied.
SOME SICK BITCH WHO THINKS SHE CAN WEAR SPANDEX,, AND SHORT SHIRT,, AND THEN HAS THE BSALLS TO LOOK YOU IN THE STRANGELY IF YOU DARE TO LOOK AT HER WITH DISGUST
WAND{EYES WIDE} ARE YOU STILL GOING TO BORROW MY PINK WAIST LENGTH SHIRT?
MAMIE= {EYEBROWS FLUTTERING} WHY NOT? I'M LIKE LIKE TOTALLY COOL LOOKING IN THE SPANDEX AND SHIT T LOOK, AWSOME SHOWING OFF MY BOD,, SO WHAT IF HAVE A LITTLE MORE THAN OTHERS {EYES SMILING, AND CROSSING LEGS}
A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.
Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.