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When you have a gay problem. Can be both used to say a stupid problem or an actual gay problem.
I can never decide where to eat. I have a gayblem.

Jake can't choose which guy he likes more. He has a gayblem.
Gayblem by Top Hat Cat Rat April 10, 2019
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A non-derogatory term refering to a table of positive, considerate gay men approached in the restaurant industry. This generally means tips in excess of 30% for deserved service across the board.
You just got a gayble at 21....this should help save your night.
gayble by Beshow November 5, 2006

Gayble for Two 

Term for 2 gay men having a meal together in a restaurant
"Yes Gents, I have a lovely gayble for two over there by the window"
Gayble for Two by MBKryn May 9, 2010
Where Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgendered teens sit during lunch in high school. This table is a safe haven for them to feel protected and have a sense of belonging. This can vary to more than just one table. i.e. Goth gays, punk gays, popular gays, athletic gays.
Marshal thought it to be a good idea to sit at the gayble because there was no where else he felt comfortable to be himself.
Gayble by GilRomeo March 23, 2010
When there is a gay couple sitting in a restaurant.
"I have to grab 2 waters for my gayble."
Gayble by codeman11 May 10, 2021

gaylemma 

A situation where a gay man or woman is forced to choose between two important things.
I'm having a gaylemma right now: do I watch the Tonys or do I watch True Blood?
gaylemma by P.O.L.E. June 15, 2010

GAYBLAMED 

ANTI GAY GROUPS WHO BLAME HOMOSEXUALS FOR EVENTS, DISASTER AND BAD NEWS EVENTS ON GAYS.
THE FLOODING DESTROYED MANY HOMES THAT HAD MANY CHURCH GOERS WHO WERE ANTI-GAY AND THEREFORE ARE GAYBLAMED FOR THIS OCCURRENCE.
GAYBLAMED by CALBOY1 October 9, 2017
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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