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Carries mason and blamire on warZone, shit fifa team,
Wanna do daily objectives waters?
Waters by Uncle Ben December 23, 2020
"I'm going for waters with the boys on Friday night."
waters by crazyfrog81 March 29, 2024

Waters On The Rocks 

When you're really not in the mood to drink alcohol. Instead you just go with a glass of water, or anything non-alcoholic.
Waiter: "Would you like anything to drink, Sir?"

Customer: "Oh, I'll just have Waters On The Rocks."

Waiter: "I see."

waters edge 

Shit ton of rich people with huge ass houses.
That nigga lives in Waters Edge, he rich.

waters not wet 

not stating the obvious
“laurens ginger” “lol waters not wet”
waters not wet by lozgx April 27, 2021

Waters Law 

Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.
Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
Waters Law by anonymous May 4, 2023
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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