gaylemma

A situation where a gay man or woman is forced to choose between two important things.

I'm having a gaylemma right now: do I watch the Tonys or do I watch True Blood?

gaylemma by P.O.L.E. June 15, 2010

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guylemma

Relationship trouble with a boyfriend or husband.
Stemming from the words guy and dilemma.

She's not coming out tonight, she's having a bit of a guylemma.

guylemma by rascalDan February 26, 2009

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Guylemma

(2nd alternate definition to guylemma)

Guy trying to please his SO fails regardless of what effort he puts forth. Fellow can't decide which direction to go because he's damned either way.

1.
Bob: Hey honey, look at the cute yoga jacket I got you from that new shop!
Betty: Umm, you said you'd be home early and you were shopping?!
Bob: But, but... ugh, what a guylemma. I was shopping for you!
Betty: What did you say?
Bob: Hrmph...

2.
Bob: Dude, hey, I'm not sure what yoga jacket to get my wife. I think she wears a larger size than this, but if I get her the XL, she'll think I think she's fat.
Dude: Whoa, quite a guylemma you're in there my brother. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Guylemma by chromedude July 23, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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