Someone with a big ol' dick. Great big wang. Humongous todger. A sizeable cock. An enormous meat stick. A huge willy, or Gigantic pipe. The most grand of all yoghurt slings. A large penis.
by sleepyPrincen November 28, 2016
Get the Gawen mug.Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.
Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys
by BiohazardPanda December 25, 2016
Get the gaben mug.Peter Parker's first true love in the Spider-Man comics. Stan Lee intended for Peter and Gwen to be together and for Mary Jane to be her competition, but when Stan Lee went on a trip overseas, another writer killed Gwen off. Stan Lee was not happy when he returned and heard about it. Nonetheless, her death became an overrated seminal event and kicked off comic book writers lazily killing characters for shock value and many people who never read the old comics only knew MJ and never knew about Gwen until Emma Stone wonderfully played her in the Amazing Spider-Man film series, where the death was unfortunately recreated because of its overrated status and we had to lose a compelling, strong, and smart female character.
by comics defined September 28, 2021
Get the Gwen Stacy mug.Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.
Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)
To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.
Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.
Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)
To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.
Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.
Console guy: Consoles rock!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!
by Sundowner_Rising September 5, 2016
Get the gabenism mug.Gaten Matarazzo (born: 09/08/2002) is a child actor best known for playing Dustin Henderson on the Netflix original series Stranger Things.
It is a well known fact that he is the cutest person in the cast and is literally a bundle of curly fries.
It is a well known fact that he is the cutest person in the cast and is literally a bundle of curly fries.
by thefackfiles October 30, 2017
Get the gaten matarazzo mug.Gym Attention Whore Exposer OR Gym Attention Wannabe Exposer refers to the group of people (mostly females) who solely buy a gym membership in order to record themselves working out with the hopes of catching someone even glancing at them for one tenth of a second so that they can potentially "Expose" those guys and get more online rep on social media.
Gawe is pronounced as gow, rhymes with cow.
Gawe is pronounced as gow, rhymes with cow.
Dwayne : Bro don't look behind at all
Bryan : Why, what's up?
Dwayne : There's a gawe behind us recording with her camera on, she later uploads them to her tiktok to gain clout, attention and sympathy online.
Bryan : Damn, thanks for the warning G fuck these gawes, I'm heading back to my house, I'd rather be with my spouse than be nearby these gawes.
Dwayne : Damn, Bars bro... you spittin!
Bryan : Why, what's up?
Dwayne : There's a gawe behind us recording with her camera on, she later uploads them to her tiktok to gain clout, attention and sympathy online.
Bryan : Damn, thanks for the warning G fuck these gawes, I'm heading back to my house, I'd rather be with my spouse than be nearby these gawes.
Dwayne : Damn, Bars bro... you spittin!
by clouter-strike March 6, 2023
Get the Gawe mug.Probably one of the best people you will ever meet. His charisma and charm works wonders on everyone he talks to. When he smiles, it can give you an almost indescribable feeling like your running among the clouds, filled with a joy like no other. His personality is exceptional and he's hard to get to know at first, but once you do, make sure you keep him as a friend forever. He's irreplaceable. And he's normally really cute.
Guy 1: I was talking to Galen the other day and he smiled at me. I felt my heart skip a beat.
Girl 1: You talk about him so much lololol
Girl 1: You talk about him so much lololol
by Lying Lips October 15, 2019
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