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A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!
Gastard by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017
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Gastard
A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.
"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"
Gastard by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009
Gastard
Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
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gastard by barefoot1xxx May 5, 2010