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Retards that won't stop talking about guitars, guitarists, amps, or anything related to the instrument. If you happen to be friends with one of these Gaytarist then you happen to know that if you are in a call on any platform then you know that if they're not doing anything there going to strum on there guitar unmuted and right up to the mic.
"Yo dude don't talk to Jacob he's a Gaytarist"
Gaytarist by Gehdfjfhhednnd September 29, 2020
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Guitarist 

The guy who your girlfriend left you for.
Dude... She left you for the guitarist of your own band!!!
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Gayristocrat 

1. A homosexual male who is a member of the ruling class or of the nobility, or one who has royal blood.

2. A gay commoner who adopts the tastes, manners and behavior of the aristocracy.
Dave is a natural gayristocrat who insisted on lodging in a Swedish castle when he toured Europe last spring.
Gayristocrat by Nicnoc October 7, 2010

gaytheist 

A derogatory term used online against atheists. It is similar to "Fagtheism"
Atheist: I fucking hate religion so much
Some guy: Kys gaytheist
gaytheist by Goofy Goofball May 3, 2023

gaytheist 

"Gay" and "atheist" mixed into one word to describe a homosexual who is not a believer in the supernatural or of religious belief.
James Randi is a gaytheist.
gaytheist by Black Kat June 27, 2011

Gaytriots 

the original intended name for the New England Patriots. The owners were enraged that the NFL wouldnt allow Gaytriots and thought that Patriots would be a more American name for the team, but the truth behind thier name still rings out each and every Sunday during the NFL season.....
"New England Gaytriots quarterback Tom Brady doesn't have any chubes."

"Tom Brady is a Pervert 5000."

"Bill Belichick is a slop tart."
Gaytriots by tdub05 November 9, 2009

Gaytistic 

where someone may be gay and autistic at the same time
I’m gaytistic
Gaytistic by lucy_ September 27, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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