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Gasset

A Basset Hound that farts excessively.
Dude, you ain't got a Basset, you got a Gasset. That Motherf***er won't stop farting. What are you feeding him? Put it outside, fool.
by Steelchops June 30, 2011
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gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
by cracky March 1, 2003
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Beaver Gasket

A rustic, dauntless, and valiant facial grooming choice that consists of a voluptuous patch of hair encompassing the mouth region of a brave male subject. The purpose of this hygiene choice is to complete the seal between said males mouth and his counterparts Kennebunkport chowder factory as he performs traditional cunnilingus. Some have said this seal could be compared to that of a fresh set of head gaskets on a pristine 1993 Mazda Miata. Most often you can distinguish a beaver gasket by its distinct smell which is often said to smell like a mix of freshly cut timber and freeze dried goliath grouper. Also referred to as a goatee by the layperson.
At first I didn’t think he knew what he was doing because when he went down there it sounded like the sump pump in my basement after a heavy rainfall but then he grew a beaver gasket and now only thing strong then that seal is a fresh bucket of flex seal
by Stuart Mcstiffenrod August 25, 2020
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snatch gasket

No Hon, I'm not going to the store to buy you snatch gaskets!
by licupssy December 24, 2008
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Gusset typist

The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.
by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009
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Fun Gasket

"I blew a fun gasket when i saw my girlfriend naked for the first time"
by StickeyGecko February 4, 2009
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Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.
Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.
by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015
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