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"Wow the Gaspari's have such big shlonger dongers!"
Gaspari by Shlonger donger June 11, 2023
Words you can keep
Smacking someone across the face with a cum filled condom with shit all over it.
Dude… I found out cunty Karen hates GME and AMC stonk, so after I gaped out her asshole last night, I Gasparino’ed her
Gasparino by Myballsaresmooth December 22, 2021

Gaspard Ulliel 

1. Actor
2. Model
3. French
4. Adorable
5. Sexiest man alive!!!
Gaspard makes me gasp hard.

Je t'aime Gaspard Ulliel!!!
Gaspard Ulliel by Ahtmanas December 29, 2008
Gaspard is perfect; sexy, hot and, charming. He is romantic and caring for the person he loves. He will sometimes not be aware about what he says but don’t worry, he actually cares about you. He is the perfect guy for you!
Random person: I need someone who actually cares about me not some random jerk!

Me: Get a Gaspard you will see he really is perfect!

Random person: You are tru thank you so much!
Gaspard by RandomGirl999 July 19, 2019

Charles Gasparino 

Charles Gasparino is an American journalist,
blogger, occasional radio host, and former
circus performer. During his circus performing
years he was used in the midget toss
competition, at one point being tossed 40 feet
by his act partner John "the Midget Tosser"
Helman, which set a Guinness world record. He
frequently serves as a hedge fund shill panelist
on the Fox Business Network program segment
The Cost of Freedom and the stocks/business
news program Cashin' In.
Let Charles Gasparino know that his wife’s boyfriend is here to pick her up
Charles Gasparino by 💎MF🙌 December 19, 2021

Gaspalicious 

--An adjective describing the feeling where you look at an -object, gasp and fumble for words.
--An entity that makes you gasp and fumble for words
After seeing Van Gogh's 'Starry Night' paintings I was gaspalicious
Michelle Obama's dress was gaspalicious!
Gaspalicious by lostexplorer June 4, 2009

Gasparini 

A total fuckwad, cock sucker, vain, egotistical prick with an average dick. A curly-headed fuck. A cum-guzzling butt pirate. He thinks he’s an athlete but he’s not. Watch out for the guy who lives for attention from anyone and everyone and will be the loudest guy at the bar. Yeah he’ll buy you a drink, right before his Irish exit. Tall, dark, and and… and… crickets, Yawn.
"What in the goddamn Gasparini is that resting cunt face doing now?"
Gasparini by YouKnowCoco February 7, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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