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Gasparino
Dude… I found out cunty Karen hates GME and AMC stonk, so after I gaped out her asshole last night, I Gasparino’ed her
Gasparino by Myballsaresmooth December 22, 2021
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Charles Gasparino
Charles Gasparino is an American journalist,
blogger, occasional radio host, and former
circus performer. During his circus performing
years he was used in the midget toss
competition, at one point being tossed 40 feet
by his act partner John "the Midget Tosser"
Helman, which set a Guinness world record. He
frequently serves as a hedge fund shill panelist
on the Fox Business Network program segment
The Cost of Freedom and the stocks/business
news program Cashin' In.
blogger, occasional radio host, and former
circus performer. During his circus performing
years he was used in the midget toss
competition, at one point being tossed 40 feet
by his act partner John "the Midget Tosser"
Helman, which set a Guinness world record. He
frequently serves as a hedge fund shill panelist
on the Fox Business Network program segment
The Cost of Freedom and the stocks/business
news program Cashin' In.
Charles Gasparino by 💎MF🙌 December 19, 2021
Gaspalicious
--An adjective describing the feeling where you look at an -object, gasp and fumble for words.
--An entity that makes you gasp and fumble for words
--An entity that makes you gasp and fumble for words
After seeing Van Gogh's 'Starry Night' paintings I was gaspalicious
Michelle Obama's dress was gaspalicious!
Michelle Obama's dress was gaspalicious!
Gaspalicious by lostexplorer June 4, 2009
Gasparini
A total fuckwad, cock sucker, vain, egotistical prick with an average dick. A curly-headed fuck. A cum-guzzling butt pirate. He thinks he’s an athlete but he’s not. Watch out for the guy who lives for attention from anyone and everyone and will be the loudest guy at the bar. Yeah he’ll buy you a drink, right before his Irish exit. Tall, dark, and and… and… crickets, Yawn.
Gasparini by YouKnowCoco February 7, 2023
gasparilla
a bad ass time where you drink from 8 am till the next day if you make it, kegs, 600,000 people + 7 miles of street parties and some boobs if you have good beads. although there is some significant reason for it , all i know it for is to get wasted and have the best fucking time of your life.
some guy "hey its a saturday in january whats going on ?"
other guy "its fucking Gasparilla you idiot lets get downtown!"
other guy "its fucking Gasparilla you idiot lets get downtown!"
gasparilla by badassjay February 21, 2007
Gasparillaed
Gasparillaed by Jaitoon October 16, 2023
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026