Gasmonkey

A person or child who starts off seeming okay, but then turns into an annoying asshole.

"Hey, I unfriended Mouse."

"Him? He was a total gasmonkey."

by cyndasaur July 7, 2014

grassmonkey

Someone who daily life consist of smoking weed.

Jose is a grassmonkey!

by Ironlvlonkey July 7, 2011

Godmonkey

Delusional and indoctrinated worshiper of mythical all powerful supreme being.
Requires only a 2000 year old work of fiction to assert that they KNOW God exists and have all the proof they need.

There was a knock at the door. Upon opening it I saw 2 suits wrapped around a pair of religious nutters. "Oh, no!", I thought. " More Godmonkeys".

by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010

gamonkey

i cant really describe it it’s pretty much the best ever living thing on the earth

gamonkey said “hehfjejdhdufh” FAXS

by gamonkeygod February 22, 2021

Gadonkey

A girl that looks like a guerrilla and a donkey.

shes usually really crispy from tanning to much and likes to take it in the ass and smells like burning flesh

"Yo man, did you see that shit, i seen that guys girlfriend shes was as ugly as a damn gadonkey"

gadonkey,animals,

by Apologiesx2 June 27, 2009

gutmonkey

Gutmonkey: that deep-seated desire/obsession/passion/addiction that, gut-level, inspires you to act.

From "gut" and "monkey on your back." Not a derogatory term, but rather one that invokes the passion of an addiction and the gut-level inspiration that moves people to action.

The word CafePress made up to describe the passion/obsession/desire that leads its users to create or buy specific merchandise that relates to their own gutmonkey.

Sam's more than just a foodie; trying new restaurants is a serious gutmonkey for her.

by buzzcowboy April 8, 2008

Goatmonkey

An extremely conservative right wing gun nut who throws his/her own excrement at the tv while simultaneously masturbating whenever Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama appear on the screen.

That muddah fuddah is a goatmonkey.

by Flummoxed budge nucket August 4, 2018