Gary Li

A hot and sexy lawyer who gets all the girls but he only has eyes for that one girl. Gary is a very professional man and will always reply with "K" if you say something irrelevant. Gary has B.D energy and will pin you down anytime, well, not you, just that one girl. Which probably, isn't you. Gary loves to work because he's a fat slob but hey, he's sexy! Garys are always friends with Marks. But Garys don't care about Marks.
- CEO of GCO News
-Always uses full stops. especially when saying, "No."

Girl 1: "Hey, Gary! Wanna come to my house after you work?"
Gary Li: "No."
Girl 1: "You're mean!"
Gary Li: "K"

Gary Li by Yeotoez May 15, 2021

gary lightbody 

An amazing lead singer to the band Snow Patrol. He is a great song writter and has writen for Nicole from the Pussy Cat Dolls. He writes about lost and broken love, as well as some foggy nights in the local pub. He seems to be quite a romatic and lover. Very in touch wtih his emotions. There also seems to be a lot of hurt and pain in his heart, like he feels like he has messed to many things up. He misses a lot of his old girl friends, and it sometimes hurts to sing older songs that he no longer relates to, but does for his die hard fans. I think I may loose my verginity to this amazing man. I will keep you posted on this dream of mine.

Gary Lightbody was not too sober last night, but he still had a good gig, he is quite the comedian you know.

gary lightbody by Ms. Lightbody January 24, 2008

gary lightbody 

Lead vocal and guitarist of amazing Glasgow-based band Snow Patrol. Born in Belfast, Ireland, he was first inspired by music from bands such as Nirvana, Sebadoh, Mudhoney, Sonic Youth, ACDC, The Pixies, and many others. He met bassist Mark McClelland in college at Dundee University (Scotland) and started their band 'Polar Bear'. Graduated from Dundee in 1998 majoring in English. After college, he and Mark met drummer Jonny Quinn and soon had to change their name from 'Polar Bear' to 'Snow Patrol' due to legal issues. Now residing in Glasgow, Scotland, their third album 'Final Straw' has given them the oppurtunity to tour the world. He's also responsible for the creation of glaswegian-super-group The Reindeer Section.

Gary Lightbody does amazing acoustic performances!

gary lightbody by prpltrtl December 9, 2004

gary lineker

Big eared, left wing, BBC brownnosing gimp that scoffs crisps for a living. Will attempt to steal any packet of Walkers you may have like a cheeky seagull at the beach.

Friend 1- I'm really worried about myself.
Friend 2-why?
Friend 1- I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. Think I'm turning into a Gary Lineker.

gary lineker by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 28, 2019

Gary Lineker

English football player who earned eighty caps playing for the England national football team and scored 330 goals in his career as a professional footballer. Advertised Walker's crisps after retiring from

professional football. Also became a presenter on BBC's Match Of The Day. English folk hero and defender of human rights.

Gary Lineker used to play professional football for Leicester, Everton and England before going on to work for the BBC as a sports presenter. He also criticised government policy on immigration, which was widely seen as being inhumane and unworkable.

Gary Lineker by Minderbinder March 12, 2023

Gary Busey's Lips 

So succulent....
So moist...

Love in it's purist form is Gary Busey's Lips

Gary Busey's Lips by Booty Consumer September 20, 2021

goofy little gary 

a dirty little bird

goofy little gary is such a diRTY BAIRsD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

goofy little gary by underscoregyhuijhvfgyhujin October 25, 2022