Definitions by Josemourinho'sunderpants

Matt 

Matt is a gorgeous man whom I have a huge crush on. He is gorgeous, down to earth, friendly and has lovely gorgeous eyes and a lovely smile. He is simply irresistible. I wish he were my husband.

Well, I wish matt knew me personally, he is such a dreamboat

Matt by Josemourinho'sunderpants October 19, 2021

Spursy

To lose at the last minute a game that they could have won. Misses lots of chances

Spurs done a Spursy today and lost at the last minute to Liverpool, the mighty reds...

Spursy by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 31, 2019

gary lineker

Big eared, left wing, BBC brownnosing gimp that scoffs crisps for a living. Will attempt to steal any packet of Walkers you may have like a cheeky seagull at the beach.

Friend 1- I'm really worried about myself.
Friend 2-why?
Friend 1- I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. Think I'm turning into a Gary Lineker.

gary lineker by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 28, 2019

Paul McCartney 

The REAL Paul McCartney was a beautiful, talented singer,songwriter,bass player pre 66...then along came billy shears to replace him from Sgt pepper album . john Lennon loved the REAL Paul McCartney not the arrogant git that pretends to be Paul McCartney today.

Pre 1966 Paul McCartney was a dream boat whom john Lennon adored....

Paul McCartney by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 28, 2019