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Garrsion

Omg he is a loving person. Easy to get along with. Great at holding hands. Really good at cuddling. He will get the best girlfriend ever, with us looks and his personality. He will live you forever. Make the happiest person ever. When he says ily means ever sec, and every letter that he put into it.❤️
Garrsion is a nice and loving person!
by Alivia1415 November 18, 2018
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mr. garrison

gay teacher on southpark who eventually gets a sex change, usually seen with mr. hat
Mr. garrison likes to get his snooch pounded like any other woman.
by clarc31 January 22, 2007
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Greg Garrison

A Radio personality on WIBC Indianapolis Radio, who's claim to fame came when as a lawyer, he won the 1992 rape case against Mike Tyson. That is the only reason anybody knows who he is. Now he has himself a radio show on the same network as Rush Limbaugh. His most repeated comment is "Be right back, stick around"
Greg Garrison is a Rush Limbaugh Wannabe, but sadly, he doesn't qualify to even be a pimple on Rush Limbaugh's buttocks.
by This one's for Bill February 13, 2009
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Mr. Garrison

One fucked up motherfucker from South Park. He is the teacher of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. He was gay as a male, and later, when he turns into a women via sex change, he becomes a lesbian. He's just gay no matter what sex he turns into. It's a fucking shitstorm. He also used to be obsessed with puppets. Mr. Hat was his original puppet lover, but he was replaced with Mr. Stick. Who knows what the hell Mr. Garrison did with those puppets. He's had relations with Big Gay Al, Mr. Slave, and guys he's somehow fooled into thinking he is a woman. Mr. Garrison created the Gay Tranny Paradox. If a gay man turns into a woman and becomes a "lesbian" is he gay or straight? I don't fucking know.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011
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Gang Garrison

Originally conceived for the 2008 TIGSource.com 'Bootleg Demake' competition, Gang Garrison 2 is a free multiplayer 'demake' of Valve's Team Fortress 2 started by mrfredman and MedO with many developers later adding new features. With all 9 classes, many different TF2-inspired environments, and fast-paced, team-based, multiplayer gameplay represented, GG2 is the premier TF2 tribute/parody/alternative.

Gang Garrison 2 presents the player with 9 unique classes to use in frenetic, cooperative multiplayer action in a stylish and unique 8-bit style. Battle with your friends or others you encounter online through a whole range of vibrant maps; TF2 maps reimagined in 2D as well as a multitude of maps with all sorts of different looks and settings, all of which have been dreamed up and constructed by members of our community. We've made a huge effort to provide simple, bugfree custom map support, so that anyone with a paint application can put together a map and test it themselves with our Garrison Builder utility. We also gladly encourage Gang Garrison modifications; many successful mods have been incorporated into the game as new features
by Facey Face October 19, 2009
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Garrison

A mystical god-like man whose bodily fluids are said to be sweet and succulent. Rumor is consuming a cryogenically frozen pint of garrison semen will allow one to live with immunity.
Anonymous LPO: hey dude I heard Garrison has that sweet mecos.

Anonymous man: I'm going to have to order some but there's a waiting list on amazon as his mecos is a delicacy.
by thatoneguy642:) March 14, 2013
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