garrisoned 

to make a error even though you know you are making the error, but continue to do so. mostly for food or drink orders that are repetitive every day.

"I am in here everyday ordering the same drink, but somehow the same barista I see every day garrisoned my drink!".

garrisoned by PNWjimbo13 March 25, 2021

mr. garrisoned 

When a man realizes or finds out during mid sex that woman he is having sex with is not really a woman and in fact is a man who had a sex change operation. Like that one episode of South Park.

"Dude did you hear Joey got Mr.Garrisoned by some "chick" at the club?! He found out halfway during sex that "she" was a he!"

Mr. Garrisoned - def. Realizing halfway through intercourse that the woman you are with is a man

mr. garrisoned by Akx92 June 14, 2018

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the show “South Park”

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022

mr. garrison 

gay teacher on southpark who eventually gets a sex change, usually seen with mr. hat

Mr. garrison likes to get his snooch pounded like any other woman.

mr. garrison by clarc31 January 22, 2007

Greg Garrison 

A Radio personality on WIBC Indianapolis Radio, who's claim to fame came when as a lawyer, he won the 1992 rape case against Mike Tyson. That is the only reason anybody knows who he is. Now he has himself a radio show on the same network as Rush Limbaugh. His most repeated comment is "Be right back, stick around"

Greg Garrison is a Rush Limbaugh Wannabe, but sadly, he doesn't qualify to even be a pimple on Rush Limbaugh's buttocks.

Greg Garrison by This one's for Bill February 13, 2009

Mr. Garrison 

One fucked up motherfucker from South Park. He is the teacher of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. He was gay as a male, and later, when he turns into a women via sex change, he becomes a lesbian. He's just gay no matter what sex he turns into. It's a fucking shitstorm. He also used to be obsessed with puppets. Mr. Hat was his original puppet lover, but he was replaced with Mr. Stick. Who knows what the hell Mr. Garrison did with those puppets. He's had relations with Big Gay Al, Mr. Slave, and guys he's somehow fooled into thinking he is a woman. Mr. Garrison created the Gay Tranny Paradox. If a gay man turns into a woman and becomes a "lesbian" is he gay or straight? I don't fucking know.

Mr. Garrison is a fucked up person.

Mr. Garrison by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011

Gang Garrison 

Originally conceived for the 2008 TIGSource.com 'Bootleg Demake' competition, Gang Garrison 2 is a free multiplayer 'demake' of Valve's Team Fortress 2 started by mrfredman and MedO with many developers later adding new features. With all 9 classes, many different TF2-inspired environments, and fast-paced, team-based, multiplayer gameplay represented, GG2 is the premier TF2 tribute/parody/alternative.

Gang Garrison 2 presents the player with 9 unique classes to use in frenetic, cooperative multiplayer action in a stylish and unique 8-bit style. Battle with your friends or others you encounter online through a whole range of vibrant maps; TF2 maps reimagined in 2D as well as a multitude of maps with all sorts of different looks and settings, all of which have been dreamed up and constructed by members of our community. We've made a huge effort to provide simple, bugfree custom map support, so that anyone with a paint application can put together a map and test it themselves with our Garrison Builder utility. We also gladly encourage Gang Garrison modifications; many successful mods have been incorporated into the game as new features

Demake Gang Garrison

Gang Garrison by Facey Face October 19, 2009