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A person who hates most metal that is popular, and would rather listen to some shitty metal band with a name nobody would care to pronounce correctly and a fan base of 5 people in the whole world. Anymore is considered too popular for their liking and is automatically deemed a shit band. They will flame the 13 year olds who mistake nu-metal bands for actual metal.
Metal Elitist: Dimmu Borgir? They suck shit balls. They're sellouts, and their shitty music isn't metal. Go listen to some Korpiklaani.

Oh wait, I just found out that 10 kids at my school like them, nevermind, they suck ballsack also.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy November 7, 2009
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People who tend to think they're cool because they act German, while they're really not German at all. They exist in forums (especially VampireFreaks) and schools, where they constantly shout the only two lines of German they know around others to make themselves look smarter and cooler. Sometimes, they get their humor by saluting like a Nazi Soldier, also done to feel rebellious. Pseudo-German are usually one of those 'Metal Elitists' who listen to obsure German bands in order to look more German.
Pseudo-German: "Iza mik shiza!!"
Sucker: "Ooooo German! What's it mean?"
PG: "Eat my shit!!"
Guy who speaks German fluently: "You're doing it wrong!"
by Stay Gold Ponyboy November 10, 2009
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The act of waving one or two fingers and your head side to side to the rhythm of music, in a metronome-like manner. This dance is usually done by nerds who can't dance or people who just don't feel like getting down. Many nerds who do this dance, usually do it to J-Rock, J-pop, Weird Al, or some other nerdy music such as Banana Phone.
All the nerds in the classroom started to do the Metronome Dance when the teacher turned on some Weird Al Yankovic polka crap.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy April 24, 2010
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If a gay man becomes a woman via sex change and becomes a full on lesbian, what is his orientation? He-she can be regarded straight, because even with the absence of a ballsack, he still has the Y-chromosome, thus still a man. But legally, he's a woman...so what the fuck.

Can also be used to describe a lesbian woman becoming a man and turning gay.

Created by Mr. Garrison of South Park.
Mr. Garrison is a prime example of the Gay Tranny Paradox.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011
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A person who tries to look smarter than it really is. Pseudo-Intellects usually post philosophy or metaphors that make no sense in their status updates on Facebook while using words they don't even understand. They also try to be political, scientific or statistical about random shit nobody cares about.

The things Pseudo-Intellects write don't make sense to anyone but themselves, and they like that because it makes them feel smarter, even though they're the real dumbasses. If they happen to get a "Like" on one of their Facebook quatrains, it's either from another Pseudo-Intellect or from a dumbass who assumes the P-I is smart.
Pseudo-Intellect on FB: "If we open trade to all countries, the surrogates can come together and we can have world peace. And finally, Man can have it's mantra fufilled."
*liked by 16 year old dumbass*

Friend on FB: "What the fuck?"
by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 11, 2011
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The origin of almost any fucking internet meme you can think of. Site is filled with taboo porn, stupid pictures and other stupid shit.

A couple of examples include the Rick Roll and the motivational pictures. This site has gotten pretty old, and should die immediately because everything they put out is no longer funny, amirite?
4Chan is the source of all the stupid memes you see these days.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy September 7, 2008
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Commercialized music that is extremely popular among people. Depending on the generation, mainstream music may be great or it may be garbage. As of the 2000's, mainstream has been garbage. Even more recently, Pop and generic rock music has overtaken Rap music, and the mainstream is at it's apex of garbage.

Mainstream music is contantly shat out by Hollywood, and what is considered piping hot now will be forgotten in a few years. For example, all of the boy-bands popular in the late 1990's to early 2000's are nowhere to be seen.

You can find many shat-out artists such as Lady Gaga plastered all over the Myspace home page.
Mainstream music is mainstream when Hollywood says it is.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy April 16, 2010
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