Garpist

A male harpist who is both very attractive, sweet, funny and socially awkward at the same time. Is extremely talented at playing the Harp and usually comes across shy, but enthusiastic. Often with names that are uncommon.

Molly - Did you know there was a new guy in the orchestra? He plays the harp.
Abby - Really a Garpist? I bet he's hot!
Molly - He is a piece of eye candy, trust me.

by small frye April 29, 2016

Cereal Grapist

An individual who tends to add grapes to his or her cereal for breakfast.

My lucky charms were topped with so many grapes, my little sister called me a cereal grapist.

by Jack Mehoff II August 1, 2008

Garisto

An ancient line of Italians, noted for their uniquely red hair. Freckles are not uncommon. It is said that their laughter, looks, and charm have saved their people many times throughout the ages.

"Is that an Italian?"
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."

by Da Phuzz February 3, 2010

grapist rapist

A small white male who rapes grapes

Luke was a grapist rapist

by Your aunt November 15, 2016

grapist

A giant grape soda mascot who enters children's bedrooms at night and grapes them, typically in the mouth.

I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!

I'm gonna tie you kids to the radiator and grape you! I'm the grapist!

Next, I'm gonna grape your mother and your father!

Comes with a grape whistle!

by Jeffa! April 13, 2009

Grapist

a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.

The Grapist sodomized j00!

by Ni-No-Mo-No March 18, 2003

Gapist

A homosexual rapist.

Dave: "I got gaped by a gapist yesterday."
Greg: "At least you're not a virgin anymore."

by Mister Shaun April 29, 2008