gariste

Something outrageously beautiful.

It's undeniable, he's gariste.

by Gooooooose February 11, 2017

Garisto

An ancient line of Italians, noted for their uniquely red hair. Freckles are not uncommon. It is said that their laughter, looks, and charm have saved their people many times throughout the ages.

"Is that an Italian?"
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."

by Da Phuzz February 3, 2010

Garbster

Someone who does something silly, dumb, or undesirable.

That guy really is the garbster!

by General Serb Nationalist April 15, 2023

The Garster

The Garster is a guy EVERYONE knows! He's fun to hang out with, well known for wearing fancy underwear and buying all the cherriebombs in the world!!

Person 1- "Hey do you see those cool guys over there with them hott blond girls?"
Person 2- "Yeah of course I do!"
Person 1- "Do you know who the bald one is thats buying all those cherriebombs?"
Person 2- "Duh that's the Garster everyone knows him!"
Person 1- "Man I wonder what fancy undies he's wearing today!"
Person 2- "I don't know but I'm sure they are super cool!"

by Takeumnow September 28, 2023

Garbster the great

A great king of the outer planet the garboge planet he has ruled for 400 years

Garbster the great is the best king

by Rapple May 9, 2023

gaister

Only found on the eastern shore of the united states. Usually of jewish decent. Often of a fat glutonous form like the pillsbury dough boy. Enjoys fascinating other individuals with his snake in the grass stories of hooking up with supermodel woman and just about everything. Their main diet consists only of taco bell and carbonated beverages. Also likes long mandingo warrior cock.

that gaister over there loves getting his butt plowed with that mandingo warrior cock

by steve segal December 19, 2007

Garistyn

a absolute troll boy. he thinks his camera tricks are funny BUT THERE NOT!!! he is a father type of one son no more no less...

wow garistyn is such a dad

by wannabeeboy September 4, 2019