An ancient line of Italians, noted for their uniquely red hair. Freckles are not uncommon. It is said that their laughter, looks, and charm have saved their people many times throughout the ages.
"Is that an Italian?"
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."
by Da Phuzz February 3, 2010
Get the Garisto mug.1. A homosexual male who is a member of the ruling class or of the nobility, or one who has royal blood.
2. A gay commoner who adopts the tastes, manners and behavior of the aristocracy.
2. A gay commoner who adopts the tastes, manners and behavior of the aristocracy.
Dave is a natural gayristocrat who insisted on lodging in a Swedish castle when he toured Europe last spring.
by Nicnoc October 7, 2010
Get the Gayristocrat mug.A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.
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Get the El Capitano Gatisto mug.A sex god that can make woman moan with erotic pleasure right after he fucks the shit out of them! But he also is a very sweet guy.
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wow garistyn is such a dad
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Get the Garismo mug.Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
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