Garisto 

An ancient line of Italians, noted for their uniquely red hair. Freckles are not uncommon. It is said that their laughter, looks, and charm have saved their people many times throughout the ages.

"Is that an Italian?"
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."

Garisto by Da Phuzz February 3, 2010

Gayristocrat 

1. A homosexual male who is a member of the ruling class or of the nobility, or one who has royal blood.

2. A gay commoner who adopts the tastes, manners and behavior of the aristocracy.

Dave is a natural gayristocrat who insisted on lodging in a Swedish castle when he toured Europe last spring.

Gayristocrat by Nicnoc October 7, 2010

El Capitano Gatisto 

A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.

It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.

El Capitano Gatisto by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

Garison 

A sex god that can make woman moan with erotic pleasure right after he fucks the shit out of them! But he also is a very sweet guy.

Did u see that guy i had he was a complete garison

Garison by Hshdbdj December 9, 2016

Garistyn 

a absolute troll boy. he thinks his camera tricks are funny BUT THERE NOT!!! he is a father type of one son no more no less...

wow garistyn is such a dad

Garistyn by wannabeeboy September 4, 2019

Garismo

(N.) - A person who contains the qualities of popularity, great humor, and athletic ability.

Ashlyn is THE garismo.

Garismo by Moe11 May 5, 2010

Garmston

Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.

Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat

Garmston by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016